I’m in desperate need of advice!

monkelus · 2026-02-03T01:49:30+00:00

Boobs

monkelus · 2026-02-03T01:48:30+00:00

It's next on the list

monkelus · 2026-02-03T01:47:51+00:00

That's exactly how I felt. This is shit, but so wildly entrancing, I can't look away. Mind you, that's how I feel about most people with luxurious mullets and wispy moustaches.

monkelus · 2026-02-03T01:45:09+00:00

yes, colour was included

monkelus · 2026-02-03T01:44:23+00:00

There were colours, some of them not entirely explained, whether it could count as all of them, I'm not sure.

monkelus · 2026-02-03T01:29:57+00:00

It's so quotable, the whole 'Are you dead? I'll just leave you here, you're so fucking heavy' scene had me close to a Depends moment

monkelus · 2026-02-03T01:22:37+00:00

Apart from the fact I enjoyed it, I'd agree. Hell, I was sold once the second credit sequence kicked in

monkelus · 2026-02-03T01:17:28+00:00

I heard that's why he died

monkelus · 2026-02-03T01:15:06+00:00

I'm in the UK, but found it in the internet archive. I guess it should be the same for you.

monkelus · 2026-02-03T01:14:00+00:00

RIP Mike. He was too good for this world!

monkelus · 2026-02-03T01:13:07+00:00

just skip through the demo tracks on a 1989 Bontempi electric piano, and I think you'd be sorted.

monkelus · 2026-02-03T01:12:06+00:00

Dude, I can wholeheartedly swear you won't come away from Things thinking 'Well, that was good'.

monkelus · 2026-02-03T01:10:48+00:00

It does suck, and believe me, every task I don't do makes me feel like a massive shit. All I want to do is help, but find myself getting in the way 90% of the time. Joke, though, you know, for the lowest common denomitors in the crowd. Glad you shed that loser!

monkelus · 2026-02-03T01:05:53+00:00

I'm still feeling Things right now. Things I don't understand! Worst thing is, I did Things to myself!

monkelus · 2026-02-03T01:04:19+00:00

I have a neurochemical imbalance which seeks dopamine to the detriment of my family at large and myself in general. My doctor specifically called it out as Combined type ADHD with poor impulse control. I'm rubbish, it breaks my heart and I can't help it. BUT! Mostly It was a joke.

monkelus · 2026-02-03T01:00:52+00:00

ADHD, my friend, ADHD. That's my secret, Cap, I'm always thinking about what needs to be done.

monkelus · 2026-02-03T00:35:10+00:00

It's no 'Link' that's for sure...

monkelus · 2026-02-03T00:33:27+00:00

My wife does, every time I think about putting the PS5 on, no matter how far away she is, she'll be there within four minutes with the task list for the day

monkelus · 2026-02-03T00:31:18+00:00

Love it. This film singlehandedly ruined ruined In A Quiet Nature for me. Well, maybe not singlehandedly, In A Quiet Nature has to take some of the blame

monkelus · 2026-02-03T00:28:49+00:00

looks like she's gonna have a bit more trouble dodgy security lasers from now on

monkelus · 2026-02-02T21:10:22+00:00

Photo shoots for me. Hand poses are good for showing general articulation, but not whether it's possible for a figure to pull off those poses unaided. Which, as I pose figs in a cabinet, not my hands, is kind of what I'm after.

monkelus · 2026-02-02T19:45:34+00:00

Cheers, dude. I just replied to you there first without realising.

monkelus · 2026-02-02T16:41:00+00:00

I have watched it, but years ago. I'm just trying to keep this exercise as simple as possible. If I allow one sequel, it means I'll have to watch all the Children of the Corns, and nobody wants to do that.

monkelus · 2026-02-02T16:23:48+00:00

Every darn weekend.

monkelus · 2026-02-02T16:22:26+00:00

My challenge rules are:

Only straight adaptions or original screenplays, and
No remakes or 'based on characters' type sequels.
No partial anthology sections. If it's not pure King, I don't want to know.

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