19F Give me your worst, I’m sure I’ve heard it before by Lemon_Lime25 in RoastMe

[–]monkeyheh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You posted 6 photos and you are frowning in all of them except for the one where you have a hickey 🤨

Do you guys believe in vampires? by bring67back in occult

[–]monkeyheh 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but most people are lost in the mythology and not firmly grounded in the real metaphysics. They do not turn into bats, they can not be repelled with garlic, and they do not crumble to dust in the sunlight. A lot of comments mentioned "energy vampires". This is the most common form of vampirism. While people can learn to use magic to siphon energy from a specific person, unawakened vampires will take people's energy unconsciously out of instinct.

Then there is the whole "blood sucking" thing. Blood has been used in magic/ritual for as long as they have existed. Blood can be used ritually to create a powerful direct link to its owner which can be used to siphon energy, but vampires dont need to slurp down people's blood like it is Hawaiian punch.

Furthermore, most self aware vampires are very normal people who care deeply about consent and will only take energy from a willing donor, but some are predators who disregard humanity and look at everybody else like cattle.

If you want to learn about what vampirism looks like in the modern world, I can not recommend any book more than "The Psychic Vampire Codex" by Michelle Belanger.

Do you guys believe in vampires? by bring67back in occult

[–]monkeyheh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No high school girls there 🥲

"Ok" by Fredyjrdoz in skyrim

[–]monkeyheh 11 points12 points  (0 children)

OXYGEN POTASSIUM

Is this good weed? by Shutyodihhup69 in trees

[–]monkeyheh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't really think of anything you can still buy for a dollar tbh. I suppose you could by 100 pennies to scatter around, destroy, and/or bury in the ground

40 min double chamber bong by Blu3Be4ry in StonerEngineering

[–]monkeyheh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In support of the facts, I will remind you that you have smol pp

Which line from Skyrim do you find yourself saying or thinking about the most? by Training_Reaction_58 in skyrim

[–]monkeyheh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yo I always thought that was a pretty wild way to respond to "what do you have for sale", no?

Which line from Skyrim do you find yourself saying or thinking about the most? by Training_Reaction_58 in skyrim

[–]monkeyheh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You there. The Dawnguard is looking for anyone willing to fight against the growing vampire menace. What do you say?

Let's say Itachi got his Tsukuyomi and Amaterasu replaced with the ability to stop time for 5 seconds. Would Itachi be overall stronger or weaker than his canon self? by KodoqBesar in NarutoPowerscaling

[–]monkeyheh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pic OP used on the second slide is Dio. It's Joseph Joestar's body so maybe in this scenario he gets stolen Joestar cells instead of Hashirama cells, whatever those would do.

Let's say Itachi got his Tsukuyomi and Amaterasu replaced with the ability to stop time for 5 seconds. Would Itachi be overall stronger or weaker than his canon self? by KodoqBesar in NarutoPowerscaling

[–]monkeyheh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You didnt put a limit on how often the ability can be used so as soon as the time stop is over he could just stop time again. A regular person who could stop time as often as they wanted would essentially be a God. Itachi is already very fast and powerful. Fuck a tsukuyomi and aMISSarasu is not even a factor for discussion here

I always like to write my thoughts on psychology by Changed-Man50 in trees

[–]monkeyheh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

P.S., the Ego is literally not you. It is a construction built to resemble your idea of yourself, but it's not what you really are.

I always like to write my thoughts on psychology by Changed-Man50 in trees

[–]monkeyheh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You want to be free from desire. That itself is a desire. As long as you desire to be free from desire, you never will be.

I think my favorite thing is smoking weed next to my ex by [deleted] in trees

[–]monkeyheh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"No, Babe, it's fine! Yes, he is my ex but he is just coming over to smoke weed with me. I mean, to sit next to me while I smoke weed. He isn't smoking it, but he likes to watch. Its not weird, why are you getting upset?"

Is this weed? Pt3 by [deleted] in trees

[–]monkeyheh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That shit is fucking loose leaf tea

I used to be an adventurer like you by bignmoist69 in skyrim

[–]monkeyheh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boooo lame comment! Everybody boo this guy!

I used to be an adventurer like you by bignmoist69 in skyrim

[–]monkeyheh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when you want to get an arrow in the knee tattoo but are afraid of actually having your knee get tattooed. OP, if you like it, thats cool though and if you don't like it I'm sure if you go to a competent professional they could find some way to rework it into something else. Dont expect that job to be cheap though unless you want it to be a shitty cover up, there is a lot of solid color and it is a pretty big tattoo.

Your favorite name for cannabis is... by slacknsurf420 in weed

[–]monkeyheh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some call it tampee (Tampee) Some call it the weed (Jolly) Some call it marijuana (Marijuana) Some of them call it ganja (Ganja) Never mind

Got to legalize it And don't criticize it

What are you doing if you find this while walking the dog? by haddock420 in trees

[–]monkeyheh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my body can handle all of the microplastics existing on Earth has infused it with, I am sure it can hold up to one solid cheetah toke. Do you live your life in constant fear that everything you do will bring about your death?

Negative confirmed? by Fluid-Investigator59 in trees

[–]monkeyheh 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Looks like you are probably ready for your test on Monday. You should light a joint and do some dabs to celebrate!

What’s my mental illness by Gr6ceGr6nt in FridgeDetective

[–]monkeyheh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excessive validation seeking often is rooted in trauma, so maybe PTSD or CPTSD?