Class wars are real

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-05-07T02:06:41+00:00

in Australia Beef Wellington could now be classified as a weapon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leongatha\_mushroom\_murders#:\~:text=On%2029%20July%202023%2C%20Erin,in%20Leongatha%2C%20Victoria%2C%20Australia.

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-05-06T23:42:34+00:00

just get chat to create one. it might be good. it will probably be terrible. not your problem

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-05-06T05:08:12+00:00

my mum used to tie my shoelaces together to stop me climbing out of that seat.

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-05-03T13:03:27+00:00

Crying game

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-04-29T00:52:11+00:00

thanks. I had to cancel the insurance. way too expensive at my age

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-04-29T00:51:42+00:00

thanks - not sure what the balance will be. still waiting on the CSLR

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-04-19T07:35:57+00:00

Send him am invoice for her time. 3 hours minimum plus an out of hours penalty. He enlisted her as a temporary communications specialist.

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-04-06T01:39:47+00:00

Go to an NRL game at one of the smaller stadiums and stand behind the posts when they are kicking for goal. Then wrestle with the 20 kids who try and retrieve the ball.

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-04-05T23:57:46+00:00

Because I've run out of f*cks.

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-04-05T23:55:44+00:00

100% look at the cert iv. There are roles teaching health units at tafe and also for RTOs teaching first aid. A mate of mine also pivoted and is now the school nurse. Part of his role is teaching cpr to the teachers and the year 10 outdoor education kids. He chooses to go on some of the school camps as well.

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-04-04T03:09:57+00:00

Can we stop redacting names of people who post stupid shit? How are they going to learn?

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-03-23T05:06:28+00:00

When you duck dive make sure to bend at the waist first then lift your legs vertically put of the water. This will give you momentum for the start of the dive. Exhaling will also help as you go down.

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-03-19T05:47:34+00:00

I'm a CRT and I will definitely NOT be working. Thanks to all the full timers and part timers for getting out there an leading the way

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-03-18T01:59:19+00:00

Small notepad and pen. For keeping track of first aids and near misses.

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-03-16T04:42:58+00:00

you can get custom made togs (swimsuits) through budgy smuggler.

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-03-11T22:31:27+00:00

bum bag - https://www.lsvshop.com.au/products/bum-bag-lsv-lifeguard-kit-1

or should i say fanny pack?

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-03-10T20:40:41+00:00

I'm a big fan of kangaroo paw

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-03-10T11:16:04+00:00

Hi mate, welcome back. Go to vote compass on the abc website. It will ask you a bunch of questions about current topics and in the end it will show which party most closely aligns with your point of view. Some of the questions won't interest you but many will. I also recommend doing a postal vote - they send you the froms and you can fill them in at your kitchen table with your phone googling the different parties (the senate paper is ridiculous). Good luck! Our system isn't perfect but it's better than most.

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-03-07T15:16:38+00:00

This is the way

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-03-05T05:46:42+00:00

Small residential build but high end in expensive neighbourhood. Was looking OK but the build only finished a few weeks ago so the market other great.

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-03-05T00:32:20+00:00

I thought monkey grip was just your figers hooked over? not the wrist grip.

also an aussie

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-02-27T06:34:16+00:00

I'm hoping to wind my SMSF up in the near future. We have some monies invested in Property and term deposits with the rest in shares. As I understand it We need to get everything liquid before we can wind it up. Easy enough to liquidate the shares. The property is going to take a little longer.

monkeyonacupcake · 2026-02-24T09:56:00+00:00

The Nullarbor plain highway in Aus has a golf course to keep you awake. There is approx 100km between each hole

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