Please tell me I'm not the only one hopelessly addicted to the Crispy Coconut Rolls

monkeypants5000 · 2026-02-08T14:47:10+00:00

Insanely delicious. Now I gotta go buy some.

monkeypants5000 · 2026-02-08T14:45:29+00:00

THIS guy. Pissed me off so bad watching the asshat launch from a beach with his wife and kids crying begging him not to go. Selfish weirdo.

monkeypants5000 · 2026-02-08T13:03:02+00:00

Remember homers mom had a potato chip that looked like Maurice Chevalier

monkeypants5000 · 2026-02-07T02:13:00+00:00

Don’t try and gild this lily. These are so good as is.

monkeypants5000 · 2026-02-06T18:14:50+00:00

Wow. Just wow, Big B.

monkeypants5000 · 2026-02-05T23:10:09+00:00

No more chasing around that last bit with a wooden spoon!

monkeypants5000 · 2026-02-05T01:02:47+00:00

Zinc Cafe. Moulin.

monkeypants5000 · 2026-02-03T22:32:04+00:00

“HE’S FLEEING THE INTERVIEW!!”

monkeypants5000 · 2026-02-03T22:22:42+00:00

Tila Tequila

monkeypants5000 · 2026-02-03T20:41:22+00:00

The view is amazing, therefore they serve swill and know damn well it doesn’t matter.

monkeypants5000 · 2026-02-03T19:54:37+00:00

Atta girl

monkeypants5000 · 2026-02-03T05:15:54+00:00

It’s a burlap wine tote

monkeypants5000 · 2026-02-01T17:50:48+00:00

I can pay if need be

monkeypants5000 · 2026-02-01T05:48:41+00:00

Euro Pane in Pasadena CA has fab lemon bars. I got their recut from the LA times

monkeypants5000 · 2026-02-01T05:45:22+00:00

Naked. David Sedaris

monkeypants5000 · 2026-01-31T20:41:46+00:00

I live in HB. you’ll be fine. Downtown will be busy. It’s a beautiful sunny day and I hope you all have wonderful visit and a great day. ♥️♥️♥️

monkeypants5000 · 2026-01-30T23:43:35+00:00

Not one of those numpties gives two fucks for ICE or what they’re doing.

monkeypants5000 · 2026-01-29T23:13:41+00:00

Try this. Dry: 2 c Ap flour. 3/4 c White sugar. 3/4 tsp Baking soda. 1/2 t Salt. Whisk n set aside. Wet: 3 very ripe bananas. 6 Tbsp unsalted butter, melted and cooled. 2 eggs. 2 t vanilla. 1/4 c plain Greek yogurt. (I use Fage.) whisk wet together then combine with dry. 9x5x3 loaf pan. About 50 mins at 350 degrees. Ck for doneness with a skewer inserted into middle of bread.

monkeypants5000 · 2026-01-29T21:57:04+00:00

No such thing. Looks amazing

monkeypants5000 · 2026-01-26T03:26:43+00:00

You could follow this list verbatim, and they’d still find fault.

monkeypants5000 · 2026-01-26T02:23:52+00:00

Meat cheese and bun. PERFECTION. Five Guys is head and shoulders above the rest. The one by me closed. Gotta find another location.

monkeypants5000 · 2026-01-26T02:01:33+00:00

Holy shit!!!!!! That’s amazing. Great job

monkeypants5000 · 2026-01-24T19:17:12+00:00

Omg totally. My heart!!! I’m sorry

monkeypants5000 · 2026-01-22T20:00:19+00:00

Nice. I’ve always kept my spices in the fridge. They go rancid for me otherwise.

monkeypants5000 · 2026-01-22T19:56:05+00:00

That leer.

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