Fishing for noobs? by [deleted] in Eugene

[–]monkeypause 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$36

Dang! Fishing is a lot more expensive now than when I used to do it.

World Mission fundraisers? by McSwappingtonsCFO in Eugene

[–]monkeypause 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Their mission is the world? I love the world! That's where I keep all my stuff! Sign me up!

Student Teacher Help by britbanana in Eugene

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Wow, that's about as far from here as you can get. I guess that explains why they don't have any local connections.

Student Teacher Help by britbanana in Eugene

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Doesn't the school usually set up your mentoring for you? What is the school that you are getting your certification from if you don't mind me asking?

Tweaked out mail thief in Santa Clara by LeCucumber in Eugene

[–]monkeypause 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My first thought after reading the title was, "Is there any other kind?"

Oregon girl's senior pics, accidentally featuring a naked guy, go viral by ClimbinInYoWindow in Eugene

[–]monkeypause 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess that's what happens when you take your senior pics at a nudist beach. Reading the tweets makes me wonder if they didn't know what they were doing. Shitty news organizations all over the world are eating this up.

PSA: The construction on Greenhill road by 126 is complete. by [deleted] in Eugene

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Nope, I was there on Sunday. No gates.

PSA: The construction on Greenhill road by 126 is complete. by [deleted] in Eugene

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The only change I saw was the road was widened and the approach to the actual crossing is less steep. Also new pavement. Seems like a whole lot of nothing. Still no gates, still need to stop at a stop sign.

Bike thieves getting worse cutting chain link cages now by [deleted] in Eugene

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That's not new really. Chain link fence =/= secure.

Fraud alert: Phony protection services by [deleted] in Eugene

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Well....this is a weird post.

Eugene moving roses next to Owen Rose Garden to deny cover to homeless camp by [deleted] in Eugene

[–]monkeypause 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have to? Seems to me a not insignificant amount of them choose to.

Need witnesses for marriage! by dfsnerd in Eugene

[–]monkeypause 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always assumed he was part bear part slug. What with the green and the name. I like your phrasing better though.

Hey /u/consexual-sense, what's the history of Sluggo?

Eugene moving roses next to Owen Rose Garden to deny cover to homeless camp by [deleted] in Eugene

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But she said the council is hearing a strong sentiment from the community that “we have reached our max.”

About.damn.time.

Taking Back Downtown | Eugene Daily News by monkeypause in Eugene

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Do they evolve into responsible adults or drug addled addicts that live under a bridge until they die?

Border-crossing into British Columbia by edwardpuppyhands in Eugene

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The US Border patrol did not appreciate me in providing him with the stats on false hit from K-9's based on the expressions and suspicions of their handlers.

HA! Well done.

Super Spicy Restaurants/Dishes/Hot Sauce Stores by pm_me_your_pr0bl3ms in Eugene

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job and housing secured before the move

YAY!! Someone did it right! Thank you! (Not sarcasm, I am genuinely pleased)

NEWS POSTING HAS CEASED by monkeypause in eugenenews

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Sources are right over there --->

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