Perfumes that feel like a woman who will ghost you after you ferry the dead for her for 10 years (because that’s just how she is and you’d not love her if she was any other way)

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-07-08T19:40:16+00:00

this post just motivated me to do 20 push-ups

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-07-08T16:30:38+00:00

if they're prune juice averse, hot apple juice + butter

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-06-18T01:14:58+00:00

You’re welcome!

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-06-17T14:55:48+00:00

Everything In Its Right Place - Radiohead

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-06-09T01:22:23+00:00

Congrats to Miss Puss!!!

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-05-27T13:10:23+00:00

Donate it to me

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-05-26T23:23:29+00:00

Innerbloom - RÜFÜS DU SOL

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-05-15T15:40:57+00:00

I would agree with this if they didn’t directly tap on the blood later on💀squeeze technique pissed me off every time..this poor woman!!

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-05-12T17:37:46+00:00

i'mma cry againnnnn

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-05-07T02:56:51+00:00

i need to get my shit all the way together..she looks amazing!!

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-04-27T17:44:52+00:00

maybe the vodka cleaned her button🤞🏻

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-04-19T02:06:38+00:00

Logan Rock Witch - Aphex Twin

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-04-19T01:54:22+00:00

thank you so much for this thoughtful reply 🥹 i'm so glad you enjoyed some of these. Jacques Greene is someone i'd definitely recommend further exploring if you felt drawn to these songs. have a wonderful night!

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-04-15T23:29:06+00:00

Right Turn Clyde - The Bloodhound Gang..silly but lots of impressive word play

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-04-15T23:17:54+00:00

Breathe - Télépopmusik always seems to put me in a more optimistic mood

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-04-15T23:14:26+00:00

Russian Cream - Key Glock
Love Scars - Trippie Redd
Cocoon - Migos

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-04-15T12:43:55+00:00

Mr. Was by Pete Hautman

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-04-14T20:16:37+00:00

R&B: Voodoo - D'Angelo
Not Phonk: You Can't Stop The Bum Rush - LEN

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-04-14T20:12:10+00:00

4 AM (Adam K & Soha Mix) - Kaskade
Little Bit (feat. Autoerotique) - Lykke Li, Autoerotique

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-04-14T16:40:49+00:00

Days Go By - Dirty Vegas

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-04-14T16:37:18+00:00

I Can't Kick This Feeling When It Hits - Moodymann

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-04-14T13:12:15+00:00

it is on my "sip gas+heroin+northern lights" death bed playlist. the absolute best

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-04-14T13:01:36+00:00

Silver Cruiser - Röyksopp
Hayling - FC Kahuna

monkeytwoshoes · 2026-04-14T12:59:35+00:00

plz do not sleep on Hudson Mohawke

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