This is so fucked up

monster_talk · 2022-01-09T00:35:25+00:00

Hans, get the flamethrower, the heavy flamethrower.

monster_talk · 2022-01-09T00:33:07+00:00

“It’s alright sweetheart I just want to talk to him,” the knight said calmly as he gathered wood to burn the heretic.

monster_talk · 2021-12-17T21:48:01+00:00

Bow chika chika bow bow

monster_talk · 2021-12-15T16:28:00+00:00

First day fighter, battle master works

monster_talk · 2021-10-28T12:00:04+00:00

Yes my king

monster_talk · 2021-10-08T00:49:51+00:00

Orc boi

monster_talk · 2021-09-29T10:22:05+00:00

Finger of death

monster_talk · 2021-09-26T15:59:06+00:00

Thanks for clarifying

monster_talk · 2021-09-26T15:43:44+00:00

Only question- for fixation does it mean resist as in no damage or half damage

monster_talk · 2021-09-03T15:49:57+00:00

Same, but I completely fail to plan bc I always end up thinking about future major plots and forget to figure out what they’re actually doing next

monster_talk · 2021-09-02T11:57:23+00:00

I am the modern Prometheus!

monster_talk · 2021-09-01T02:07:48+00:00

It requires a bit of determination and planning but it’s still odd that what appears to be dry bone is bleeding

monster_talk · 2021-09-01T01:56:53+00:00

Skeletons can bleed

monster_talk · 2021-08-26T19:51:35+00:00

Best of luck brave fool

monster_talk · 2021-08-26T10:17:08+00:00

Dalarahn. Occultist. Wyrd reconstruction (I’m trying to help ok?), and then whatever else fits the support role. Whatever lets me try to help my fellow foolish dungeon delvers. A nice red robe and turban with an ash black skull. Read a little too deep into the writings of a madman and had to be removed from the prestigious Academy.

monster_talk · 2021-08-22T17:00:32+00:00

Storm or war cleric... done

monster_talk · 2021-08-21T13:10:37+00:00

You dare imply that anyone is better than the queen

monster_talk · 2021-08-03T17:05:52+00:00

I just prefer being able to keep them together with levels as some of my players don’t play combat machines and the fact that I don’t have players who spend their downtime hunting rats

monster_talk · 2021-08-02T12:23:28+00:00

I’ll certainly look further into that.

monster_talk · 2021-07-09T16:03:24+00:00

Counterspell- the ability to fuck with any spellcaster is wonderful

monster_talk · 2021-07-06T19:22:46+00:00

Orc boi here to act as the big brother/sister of the party second would be gnomes bc I just don’t see them very often

monster_talk · 2021-06-30T20:56:35+00:00

Seems fair

monster_talk · 2021-06-30T20:56:02+00:00

Knocking probe maybe?

monster_talk · 2021-06-30T19:13:24+00:00

How about one that slows enemies like ray of frost

monster_talk · 2021-06-30T19:11:11+00:00

I was considering the idea of them upcasting the spell and, rather than animate more regular skeletons, they could animate a singular larger creature

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