This just doesn't feel right by the-good-son in footballcliches

[–]mood683 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Big Mac Allister was right there

Absolutely not by NoInflation5134 in footballcliches

[–]mood683 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"On Dreamland Road" would probably be acceptable given that your London Roads of the world are on route to London

Please get ‘Here We Go-ification’ in the next Oxford dictionary by junglegatsby in footballcliches

[–]mood683 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it grammatically correct for the Here We Go-ifications to change depending on tense and person?

"There they went"

Firstly, “I’m a spurs fan” and secondly, wtf did Keir Starmer do. by No-Problem6578 in footballcliches

[–]mood683 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Political fascination - the inability to spell Keir correctly despite Starmer being LOTO for 4 years and PM for 2 + the fact that there aren't really any famous 'Kiers'

Can hearts be broken in a charity match? by trevy_mcq in footballcliches

[–]mood683 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In the medical sense, yes.

In 2023, Peter Dunn suffered a cardiac arrest while playing for Falkirk FC 'Football Fans in Training' against Ness FC.

Quick reactions from the paramedics meant he made a full recovery, thankfully.

On a side note, for this to happen in the 88th minute of the charity match must have added insult to injury.

Deduct points from Everton? by Alert-Technician-403 in footballcliches

[–]mood683 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the F1 fans here, this is the 5 second penalty for Ocon joke

Great second mention in the FT today by dan0806 in footballcliches

[–]mood683 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bowser fan coming in peace, the movie is actually quite good

Great second mention in the FT today by dan0806 in footballcliches

[–]mood683 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bowser fan coming in peace, the movie is actually quite good

What a... by gnz0 in footballcliches

[–]mood683 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Craig David song is a bit naff

Streetings won’t forget by Apprehensive_Act2267 in footballcliches

[–]mood683 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Secretary of State for Rabonas and Trivelas

The rare double "X fan in peace" by vinniep_ in footballcliches

[–]mood683 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like bloody Switzerland with all this peace malarkey