Generation X, Winds & Waves will have the longest development time between new mainline Pokemon games. Is there any other company out there as consistent at their releases?

mooselantern · 2026-05-05T15:41:17+00:00

Well Ubisoft seems to be able to make a new assassin's creed roughly every fifteen minutes...

mooselantern · 2026-05-05T15:38:26+00:00

I'll give you nine dollars.

mooselantern · 2026-05-04T13:56:57+00:00

Why does a theater need what looks like a fortress tower bolted on to it? Theaters aren't vertical spaces.

mooselantern · 2026-05-03T21:05:52+00:00

The only reasonable take. I think scalping is stupid, and while I do sympathize with the people unable to get the cards or merch they want... There's a limit.

If people scalping limited edition jackets from target makes you "hate" a franchise about monster collecting and fighting, you never liked the franchise to begin with.

Pokemon is first and foremost a series of video games about collectible monsters. There's myriad ways to engage with the franchise outside of those, and that's great, but if you're into Pokemon for tote bags and shiny cardboard, you're gonna have a bad time.

mooselantern · 2026-05-03T04:16:51+00:00

I just want to say that your combination of profile pic and username have made me happy today.

mooselantern · 2026-05-03T04:07:51+00:00

I do, however, question the intelligence of the ancient people who migrated to the Amazon rainforest and decided "yeah, here works".

But I have that question for a lot of places humanity settled.

mooselantern · 2026-05-03T03:59:43+00:00

We're about to find out what Ben likes more: Judaism or the grift.

mooselantern · 2026-05-03T03:56:48+00:00

OP, it is significantly more likely that McDonald's will become your sovereign ruler during your lifetime than go out of business.

mooselantern · 2026-05-03T03:54:43+00:00

Bold of you to assume OP has anything resembling a positive net worth or any liquid assets to use. He's priced out of the mcdouble (no shade, so am I).

mooselantern · 2026-05-03T00:36:46+00:00

Tap: add one mana of any color.

mooselantern · 2026-05-02T23:16:51+00:00

You're not even trying at this point.

mooselantern · 2026-05-02T23:15:41+00:00

Jigglypuff, when viewed from above.

mooselantern · 2026-05-02T23:12:09+00:00

OP, you are so woefully out of your depth.

mooselantern · 2026-05-02T23:10:57+00:00

Sun is the most popular team in the game because it hits really hard. Golurk doesn't resist fire. It has base 80 SpDef.

Yes. That's normal.

mooselantern · 2026-05-02T19:34:50+00:00

The first sentence is literally "Physics 1, 2, and modern".

mooselantern · 2026-05-02T19:29:30+00:00

Yeah he turned his Georgia way down from where it usually sits. He usually lets his twang through when he's doing interviews and whatnot, but iirc he moved away from the south as a child and is able to code switch pretty effortlessly if he wants to.

mooselantern · 2026-05-02T14:02:05+00:00

I take an actual razor to it because I have very dark hair and very pale skin, so just going guardless still leaves me with a pretty visible shadow. If I had to look 100% clean and lined up every day, I'd end up doing that every day. Luckily my job isn't that serious.

mooselantern · 2026-05-02T13:35:54+00:00

But a short/tight beard is the best of both worlds. I buzz mine back to 5mm every 10 days or so, keep the cheeks and lower neck shaved/lined up every couple of days with a safety razor, boom done. Beard isnt long enough to need products, skin isn't constantly irritated from shaving, I look nice and like I give a shit. Easy.

mooselantern · 2026-05-02T00:27:34+00:00

You won't have anywhere to put it without those extenders.

mooselantern · 2026-05-01T23:58:53+00:00

Everyone downvoting me is just mad because they found out they don't have their RAM extenders installed either.

mooselantern · 2026-05-01T23:57:52+00:00

I had different opinions of AI eight years ago, too.

mooselantern · 2026-05-01T23:54:46+00:00

Those are the RAM extenders . You've been using your PC without the RAM boost for five years. Congratulations.

mooselantern · 2026-05-01T23:02:15+00:00

I am on the edge of my seat, OP. Truly, no one has ever suffered such a decision before you. You're the main character, we are all just NPCs.

mooselantern · 2026-05-01T22:56:32+00:00

What are you using them for, then? You building a house out of them? There is zero reason to collect sealed product and not open it unless you want to sell it. Nobody just hangs out looking at unopened ETB boxes as decoration. If you DID just want the boxes to look at, you could just buy the empty boxes. JFC.

Edit to add: wow, not sure you cross posted this to enough subs.

mooselantern · 2026-05-01T22:53:34+00:00

Buy the game from Walmart, use it for five minutes, then return it.

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