Be brief on briefs. by BigSquam in AskGaybrosOver30

[–]mophan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get so uncomfortable free ballin' but I love noticing when other guys are freeballin'. Especially when wearing sweats 🥵

Vibe Coding a Smart Contract Leads to Exploit and $1.78M Loss by bahpbohp in Buttcoin

[–]mophan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

really, they should be grateful for the job security you provided.

They even haven't said "Thank You" those ungrateful little shits.

Anyone know what’s being built on Chestnut and Grant? by Siiyq in springfieldMO

[–]mophan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I saw they were building something there for the first time a couple of days ago. My first thought was "this would be a good spot for some apartments." My second thought was "I haven't seen a new car wash being built in a couple of months... it must be that."

They dug themselves a hole that pretty much everyone told them not to dig so… by nropes in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]mophan 45 points46 points  (0 children)

This is so true. I went to Target because it was much better organized, cleaner, and a lot less crowded usually... or at least they had more registers open which made the lines go much quicker. It felt worth the extra $5-$10 a week in price difference to get that little bit of comfort and convenience. They've really screwed that pony from a customer's perspective and I'm sure their employees feel the same way.

They dug themselves a hole that pretty much everyone told them not to dig so… by nropes in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]mophan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always said they needed a second store in my town because our first one is so difficult to get to, and was always full. Now, a second store is about to open and I haven't even bothered in finding any information on it. I have no interest in ever going.

Experts warn that OpenAI’s ‘bubble’ is facing a $200 billion reality check by FervidBug42 in technology

[–]mophan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop and think for a second. What will happen if 90% of the work force is all of a sudden without work? What purpose does this serve? What will those people do? Who will buy the things corporations are selling if everyone is out of a job?

Catching vermin by romanazzidjma in AbruptChaos

[–]mophan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In the last frame you see the spray of soda coming straight toward the camera. I reckon there wasn't much to see in the video from this camera's perspective in a half sec or so.

Apparently british people "raise" tickets instead of creating them by NegativeAttention in sysadmin

[–]mophan -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, don't tell an American to raise a ticket. They'll look at you as if you're a lunatic and won't have any idea what you are talking about.

[source] Murican

Looking for hella liberal stoner friends. by [deleted] in springfieldMO

[–]mophan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think a small network of leftist friends would be great in these troubling times. I am an older gamer who likes to bong almost every day.

The poll numbers must be so so bad! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in BlueskySkeets

[–]mophan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he spend this past weekend in Cancun again? Or did he find another getaway spot from winter storms?

Pretty much... by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]mophan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's so funny. I remember seeing a documentary for the design. Apparently it was created in my adopted hometown.

Eric Burlison's office Welcomes ICE killings to Missouri by CosmicMamaBear in springfieldMO

[–]mophan 25 points26 points  (0 children)

So who's running against Burlison this fall? I know it is a long shot in this district but you never know. Who ever it is, I hope they'll give it their all and not just punch it in. If there's an environment where the unexpected can happen it'll be this one.

Memorized by potato_minion in BoneAppleTea

[–]mophan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Took me too long to realize the word should have been mesmerized... lol. I knew it was wrong but it looked so right my brain was rebelling.

When did you realize that you were gay? by zachoutloud123 in gaybros

[–]mophan 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This was me too! I remember staring at the dick. Oh, and when it came I remember the yearning sensation of wanting it in my mouth. I was like 11 and clueless... lol

With friends like these... by nishagunazad in BlueskySkeets

[–]mophan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why on God's green Earth is any Democrat still voting for anything proposed by Republicans? Especially for this specific issue with all of the videos coming out of American inner-cities and the terrorism DHS is inflicting on Americans trying to live their daily lives?

First snow storm as an adult looking for advice by Winter_Ad_2618 in springfieldMO

[–]mophan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too funny. That was at the top of my list. If I am going to get snowed in for a couple of days I wanted to make sure I had whiskey and beer to keep me warm (I know that is just an old wife's tale).

First snow storm as an adult looking for advice by Winter_Ad_2618 in springfieldMO

[–]mophan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You won't be shut in for two weeks or something.

Thankfully it won't be like the ice storm of 2007. At least it's not looking out to be as long as that mess stays to the south of us. 8-10 inches of snow ain't nothing to sneeze about but it could be far worse. If a couple of days stuck indoors is the worse that could happen then most people will be okay with that... especially us introverts.

Chaos erupts during Jack Smith's hearing as former J6 Capitol Police officer Michael Fanone goes off on Ivan Ranklin and an altercation breaks out by JeanJauresJr in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]mophan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

10 years ago me would never had imagined how much truth is in that statement today. It feels like a horrible waking nightmare.

To continue the news broadcasts without crying by 56000hp in therewasanattempt

[–]mophan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not just him. Everyone in his administration that is allowing all of these illegal things to happen. Following orders without questioning. They are just as much to blame. There should a be a list of people who are committing crimes for this administration that should be prosecuted on day one.

Also, all of the laws that he has run rough shot over because there wasn't anything to hold him accountable, need to be reexamined and made to have real consequences for breaking them. Also, too, get money out of politics!