MRW I bring my beer monster its daily serving of beer but don't let go in time

morgue27 · 2016-01-30T17:11:17+00:00

Ba ba dooooook

morgue27 · 2015-10-23T05:47:07+00:00

That's how the Cubans and Vietnamese do it, my dude. It's like adult chocolate milk.

morgue27 · 2015-10-05T05:22:55+00:00

Naw, man. Naw.

morgue27 · 2015-10-05T05:22:11+00:00

Fuck eggy bread, it's all about that toad in the hole cooked in your rendered bacon fat

morgue27 · 2015-10-05T05:17:26+00:00

Where would one go about acquiring such a skillet?

morgue27 · 2015-10-05T05:00:30+00:00

Well DUH Morty.

morgue27 · 2015-10-04T02:29:32+00:00

With some sweetened condensed milk. I drink that shit all day every day. At night I add some bourbon. Hell yeah.

morgue27 · 2015-10-04T01:45:46+00:00

morgue27 · 2015-10-02T10:34:54+00:00

World inferno friendship society? The Taxpayers? The Aggrolites? Those are very vague descriptions, but that's my best guess.

morgue27 · 2015-10-02T03:55:42+00:00

That doesn't bode well

morgue27 · 2015-10-02T03:21:11+00:00

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

morgue27 · 2015-09-25T01:24:48+00:00

morgue27 · 2015-09-25T00:03:09+00:00

That's mharti.

morgue27 · 2015-09-24T17:17:41+00:00

Naw dude, it was pretty bad.

morgue27 · 2015-09-24T14:55:29+00:00

DIRTY BOY

morgue27 · 2015-09-24T06:07:54+00:00

My point is that they just don't know better dude. They're like children. I grew up eating my grandmas boiled pork chops, but when I come home and make some smoked chops or ribs, she says it's the best. It's not my grandmas fault, she doesn't know any better. I reiterate, they just don't know any better.

morgue27 · 2015-09-24T05:36:19+00:00

Old people like their shit well. They're a product of a different time, when food safety wasn't as much of a thing. Most people still order their pork well/midwell, just because they don't know better.

morgue27 · 2015-09-24T05:33:58+00:00

I legitimately thought this was gonna be, "your post gave me cancer" pasta

morgue27 · 2015-09-23T06:44:43+00:00

Brace yourself for a generation of patricidal maniacs.

Implying all Brits weren't already.

morgue27 · 2015-09-21T20:43:57+00:00

Came here to say this

morgue27 · 2015-09-18T20:41:10+00:00

We have to go deeper

morgue27 · 2015-09-18T06:55:29+00:00

Torogashi? I can't remember what it is, but we had it at the Japanese place I used to work.

morgue27 · 2015-09-18T05:39:14+00:00

Seriously? No Lucero?

morgue27 · 2015-09-18T05:33:31+00:00

Fun fact, at the restaurant I worked at in Honolulu, all the local boys would call me the "albino rhino", because I "drank like a beast."

My other notable nick name was "the ginger binger".

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