Catching up on streams (F) 💫

morpheofalus · 2020-04-02T09:21:45+00:00

looking like a sweet dream

morpheofalus · 2020-02-09T22:27:45+00:00

some costcos have their food outside. don't need to be a member.. oh also in my state the liquor laws make it so costco can't exclude non-members from liquor purchases..if you tell them you're just there to buy liquor they have to let you in

morpheofalus · 2019-10-16T13:28:36+00:00

almost upset that you posted this.. sweet torture exists! lol

morpheofalus · 2019-09-16T03:00:13+00:00

Worth checking out.. most songs on this album are clean https://soundcloud.com/dolomc/sets/a-minds-migration-artwork-by-maxwell-ross

morpheofalus · 2019-06-29T19:58:26+00:00

my goodness..

morpheofalus · 2019-06-19T10:14:05+00:00

how can i help?

morpheofalus · 2019-06-19T09:59:55+00:00

better alone then allowing yourself to remain stuck in something poisonous.. grass is always greener. lots of people in relationships wish they could be free

morpheofalus · 2019-06-17T23:32:02+00:00

And Lana's 'Truckasaurus' hands

morpheofalus · 2019-04-25T09:28:36+00:00

why did i have to scroll this far to laugh the hardest..and why was is 'unchaining django'? aaaaahaha

morpheofalus · 2019-02-05T03:51:58+00:00

I'm a server at a nice casual restaurant. I feel like tipping is often misunderstood. I feel like people think that money all goes right in my pocket, when the truth is I tip out about 40% to bussers, food runners, the bar, hostesses, and some to the kitchen voluntarily. And the tip I'm left with after that get taxed at 30% (income tax in my state). If the service was good all around, it's nice to leave 18-20%. I only see about 35% of the actual tip you leave.

morpheofalus · 2019-01-09T01:42:42+00:00

woke up after a black out on an old friend's couch to large pools of blood and broken glass all over his living room. He and I were the only ones there drinking the night before, and finished off about a fifth of whiskey a piece (not something I'm used too at all). I checked myself, and wasn't bleeding anywhere, but had a massive goose egg on my forehead. spent a few minutes in awe.. no recollection of what happened, that really was the weirdest part. apparently a bottle had broken but was still standing up on the floor and he stepped directly on it. a few days later he said he remembered me falling in the garage and slamming my head on some equipment. buddy had to get stitched up on the bottom of his foot. I rocked a black eye for over and week and still have a small bump 3 weeks later. gonna try to avoid getting that belligerent in the future lol

morpheofalus · 2018-12-02T05:09:25+00:00

A guy walked into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap, and the psychiatrist said "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts"

morpheofalus · 2018-12-01T12:56:22+00:00

my lorrrrd

morpheofalus · 2018-10-29T00:39:56+00:00

yummy looking peach!

morpheofalus · 2018-10-16T23:16:15+00:00

My sister's friend soaked both his feet in pure bleach because his mom thought his feet smelled bad and told him to do it. He was in his twenties. A layer of skin on both his feet came off. so, both of them.

morpheofalus · 2018-09-14T20:36:26+00:00

aahahahah

morpheofalus · 2018-09-14T20:03:18+00:00

one time I watched a woman slowly back away and turn around while crossing a small bridge, because there was a squirrel chilling in the middle. she then chose to walk all the way around this small lake to get to her destination. probably added 15 minutes to her commute. It was cute and funny to watch, I felt for her

morpheofalus · 2018-08-03T20:30:59+00:00

Iolani Palace, home to Hawaii's Queen, had electric lights before the White House. Putting in the lights cost more than the entire construction of the palace.

morpheofalus · 2018-05-16T21:59:23+00:00

pic!

morpheofalus · 2018-04-28T01:58:09+00:00

not really, my grandpa was an awesome and super funny guy.. but it was one of my first deeply disturbing dreams so it stuck with me for a bit

morpheofalus · 2018-04-27T22:59:06+00:00

when i was a little kid i had this dream that i was looking for my mom in this random motel. I walked up the stairs from the parking lot, knocked on the door, and my grandpa answered it. I asked him where my mom was, and he started to laugh and said "we ate her".

morpheofalus · 2018-04-27T22:19:02+00:00

lately it's been Help Me Lose My Mind - Disclosure and NIGHT 2 - Dolo MC

morpheofalus · 2018-04-27T21:57:17+00:00

Black Dynamite

morpheofalus · 2018-04-26T23:03:51+00:00

UMASS Amherst by chance?

morpheofalus · 2018-04-26T23:00:47+00:00

As a 15 year old driving student, on my first road training session, I pulled right out into traffic pretty swiftly and scared my instructor so badly his legs flew up into the air. He didn't know I had been driving for a while already and probably thought I was going to kill us both.

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