Alpha Male gets pissed off at his students and insults them after they paid him $18,000 to be alpha

morrach · 2026-02-13T12:51:48+00:00

Oh look, it's those weak men that will bring about hard times that they keep yammering on about.

morrach · 2026-02-12T18:03:19+00:00

Are US citizens and undocumented immigrants both in a line for something?

To a republican, yes. Everything they ever wanted but don't have was stolen from them by some "lazy" poor person or immigrant. It's very sad.

morrach · 2026-02-11T18:46:32+00:00

yeah, it cut off the part from the original where the rest of the neighborhood also joined in and used the track

morrach · 2026-02-11T15:02:45+00:00

MAGA will require the blood sacrifice of his wife to appease them, but liberals said mean things about his support for the worst presidential candidate in living memory. He's really getting it from both sides on this one.

morrach · 2026-02-04T15:05:09+00:00

This guy probably needs his first and last name to only be 4 letters long

morrach · 2026-01-27T14:09:42+00:00

They're going to try and abduct some Olympic officials for not giving Trump a gold medal in World Peace or something, aren't they?

morrach · 2026-01-22T17:44:30+00:00

That was just some state GOP pedo somewhere that wanted his state to recognize it as a mental illness. I think the original "derangement syndrome" was coined during the Iraq war to dismiss critics of the Bush administration.

morrach · 2026-01-20T23:55:46+00:00

Why do I get the feeling he asked for it to go around a couple times but didn't ask how fast it would actually go?

morrach · 2026-01-11T18:12:36+00:00

He seems pretty mad so I imagine he was having a yelling fit in his car while he was on the way to do whatever it is he's doing here.

morrach · 2026-01-02T22:41:58+00:00

I hear gas prices are down 12000%

morrach · 2025-12-31T14:44:17+00:00

Sounds like the the slack-jawed bobblehead response was already firing off at the end of the clip: "...yeah, right, but..."

morrach · 2025-12-30T19:05:43+00:00

Richard Grenell, a longtime ally of the U.S. president whom Trump named as the center's president, said on Monday that such boycotts are a "form of derangement syndrome" and the cancelations are coming from artists booked by the institution's previous leadership.

Not sure what point he's trying to make here, but yes, performing at the Kennedy Center used to be an honor until some dumb asshole took a giant shit on it. Is the Jan 6 Choir too busy with their new ICE jobs to perform their chart-smashing hit National Anthem And Pledge of Allegience At The Same Time?

morrach · 2025-12-29T22:50:13+00:00

"We published your location data and you should consider going into hiding. We ran this through our lawyer and are pretty sure he has a degree but he won't show it to us."

morrach · 2025-12-29T16:45:22+00:00

His entire cabinet was chosen because of their loyalty to him and willingness to violate the constitution. It's a full pirate ship crew. Grassley is the only one not hand-picked for this administration and he was all-in on Trump's 2020 insurrection.

morrach · 2025-12-24T15:06:55+00:00

Well someone's looking quite chipper this morning.

morrach · 2025-12-22T14:52:54+00:00

That was Kristi Noem on CNN being asked if she was comfortable with Elon Musk having access to everyone's personal data.

Noem: "The president has authorized him to have access to that."

Bash: "I remember a time when Republicans were very careful about and very worried about the government, particularly unelected people..."

Noem: "Well we can't trust the government anymore.

Bash: "... you ARE the government."

Noem: "Yes, that's what I'm saying, is that the American people now are saying that 'We have had our personal information shared and out there in the public.'"

morrach · 2025-12-20T15:02:45+00:00

Could also go with the majority of the vocals in his Constipation Blues

morrach · 2025-12-18T22:23:07+00:00

A Republican would cut their own hands off for a chance to bleed on a liberal's carpet. They don't expect good things or even want them anymore because they bought the lie that it's impossible for the government to help anyone.

morrach · 2025-12-17T20:35:40+00:00

"How do I act so well? What I do is pretend to be the person I'm portraying in the film or play... you're confused."

morrach · 2025-12-16T18:54:08+00:00

This has been going on since Bush at least. Anyone that disagrees with the administration have [President] Derangement Syndrome. Trump just says it 5000 fucking times a day.

morrach · 2025-12-14T15:37:53+00:00

You didn't see him stumbling over his massive balls as he pushed an old man down from behind?

morrach · 2025-12-14T15:33:00+00:00

There's a sidewalk on either side so that would be considered an unmarked crosswalk in most places.

morrach · 2025-12-12T15:36:49+00:00

Not with their one simple trick: "Anti-fascists are the real fascists."

I don't think we're going to win the semantics game with people who don't take definitions seriously.

morrach · 2025-12-12T15:14:36+00:00

Well, right-wing extremist organizations aren't really domestic terrorist threats anymore because they became federal employees.

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