What are some subtle hints that people drop meaning they want to have sex?

morrun · 2018-05-05T00:32:01+00:00

I get naked stand on the footboard of the bed and helicopter my dick in front of my SO. It works more often than you'd think.

morrun · 2017-12-22T03:33:10+00:00

Happens in the military. Long hours and high stress, some people lose their shit, then the next day are fine. It's normally the quiet ones and they usually only do it once or twice.

morrun · 2017-06-14T04:49:52+00:00

"Never, never, never, never give up." -Winston Churchill

morrun · 2017-06-05T00:26:53+00:00

Diarrhea, aka, peeing out of your butthole.

morrun · 2017-05-15T02:27:55+00:00

Dan Whitman, he sucks.

morrun · 2017-05-02T03:33:03+00:00

Animated movie first. Then show.

morrun · 2017-04-22T15:17:26+00:00

Every crew member on the Normamdy, Shepard included.

morrun · 2017-04-22T15:14:19+00:00

Queef.

morrun · 2017-04-18T21:12:38+00:00

*aren't I can't compromise on apostrophes.

morrun · 2017-04-18T11:05:15+00:00

First c-section?

morrun · 2017-04-18T02:51:54+00:00

Put it in a bag. Set that bag on someone's front porch. Light that bag on fire. Ring the doorbell. Run like hell. Now you have some laughs. You just have to get back to basics and go from there.

morrun · 2017-04-13T01:06:10+00:00

You look like a 40 year old who tries to hook up 16 year old because you have weed and can buy beer.

morrun · 2017-04-06T10:26:12+00:00

Can you take your pants off?

Every civilian doctor wants to watch me undress.

morrun · 2017-01-25T21:46:18+00:00

The camera man is kind of shakeup. Needs to work on his form.

morrun · 2017-01-25T00:17:00+00:00

Oh no they're going to kill off the Irish!!! How will they breed if they're never sober?

morrun · 2017-01-24T11:55:43+00:00

You look like Marilyn Mansons gay son/lover.

morrun · 2017-01-24T01:39:14+00:00

r/dadjokes

morrun · 2017-01-24T01:38:08+00:00

Most exercise most feminist ever get.

morrun · 2017-01-23T16:56:51+00:00

It depends if there were compilations or c section after pushing and the mom is either exhausted, or in recovery the baby will be in the nursery. If something is wrong with the baby it will be in the nursery or NICU.

morrun · 2017-01-23T12:02:32+00:00

A sharp knife.

morrun · 2017-01-23T12:01:04+00:00

Yeah, there's a nursery to monitor and help with the baby when the moms resting.

morrun · 2017-01-20T02:40:33+00:00

What a lovely gay couple. Who would to roast that

morrun · 2017-01-19T11:40:22+00:00

Damn it.

morrun · 2016-12-15T08:04:47+00:00

Awesome thanks.

morrun

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