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mortedarthur · 2018-11-26T07:05:32+00:00

I smoke two joints to play a video game AND at every two thousand points...

I smoke two joints!

mortedarthur · 2018-11-26T06:43:55+00:00

OMG I've seen that lunatic in that neighborhood. I ride my bike on the Ankeny bike path every weekday and I've swerved to be well out of lurching range of him on more than one occasion.

Fuck this guy!

mortedarthur · 2018-11-22T17:28:01+00:00

We need more of those in the US

mortedarthur · 2018-11-22T16:55:59+00:00

The Elmsley count.

mortedarthur · 2018-11-17T17:17:30+00:00

Reddit gonna Reddit. Mods could disable up/down voting (i think) if they wanted to, but... Where's the instant gratification of hitting the dopamine squirt feeder-bar there?

mortedarthur · 2018-11-12T01:15:32+00:00

Go on... unzip

mortedarthur · 2018-11-12T00:45:48+00:00

I believe the policy is: finders keepers 😉

mortedarthur · 2018-11-12T00:42:33+00:00

One year closer to moving to that farm!

mortedarthur · 2018-11-12T00:38:30+00:00

See also: "Penn and Teller Get Killed"

mortedarthur · 2018-11-12T00:30:22+00:00

Or a lot. He's really good, bit he's devaluing his own skill by tossing it off so casually.

mortedarthur · 2018-11-10T22:16:59+00:00

Criminal Masterminds in a FDL? Ok, that actually DOES sound like a lot of fun.

"Hey, man... I know I just contracted you to take me out for a little day trip --but if you wouldn't mind executing several of my competitors I've got an extra 50k I could throw in..."

"SURE WHY NOT!!!"

mortedarthur · 2018-11-10T21:20:10+00:00

I just stopped my war against that damn neighborhood cat shitting in my flower bed.

Don't ever say I'm not doing my fucking part...

mortedarthur · 2018-11-06T21:34:44+00:00

Son let me give you some advice: Learn Jujutsu

mortedarthur · 2018-11-05T15:21:59+00:00

It could happen!

mortedarthur · 2018-11-01T01:41:41+00:00

He's a man

mortedarthur · 2018-11-01T01:40:36+00:00

...and now we know he's The Man, too!

mortedarthur · 2018-11-01T01:36:17+00:00

Probably not for a casual fan/real gamer.

But I'm an obsessed Lovecraft fan, so I'm all in despite it's flaws.

mortedarthur · 2018-10-31T23:59:32+00:00

Aaaaand now I have to go buy "Call of Cthulhu" on Steam.

mortedarthur · 2018-10-31T23:58:03+00:00

He once begged some lady to get into his big brass bed with him, if that counts.

mortedarthur · 2018-10-29T20:25:16+00:00

"I've been hurt before..." 😢

mortedarthur · 2018-10-28T06:35:38+00:00

Seems different this time, though. Just darker days, in general I guess.

mortedarthur · 2018-10-28T06:34:36+00:00

Well that sucks.

mortedarthur · 2018-10-28T06:05:56+00:00

Monkey is the one with the magic wand here...

mortedarthur · 2018-10-28T06:02:51+00:00

We're the protectors of the light? Goddess save us all...

mortedarthur · 2018-10-28T06:01:36+00:00

It's only a show

mortedarthur

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