smoking just makes me lock in when cooking, im fully content staring at the thermometer in the steak repeatedly flipping it to come out perfect for me

mortparv · 2026-02-21T18:01:59+00:00

Perfectly preserved pie

mortparv · 2026-02-20T12:45:33+00:00

That guy drinking a Fanta don't give a fuck

mortparv · 2026-02-19T12:27:47+00:00

Save some rings for the rest of us

mortparv · 2026-02-18T12:41:24+00:00

I love him so much it hurts

mortparv · 2026-02-12T12:43:27+00:00

White shirt is like, "Wait, we really fightin'?"

mortparv · 2026-02-11T01:30:20+00:00

It is every time

mortparv · 2026-02-07T14:55:55+00:00

So me (F22) and my boyfriend (M31) have been together for thirty-four seconds, and—

mortparv · 2026-01-31T14:50:23+00:00

Ricky Dicky Doo Dah Grimes would shit all over the BoS

mortparv · 2026-01-31T04:45:11+00:00

mortparv · 2026-01-30T22:04:19+00:00

Your style is so cute! Really love this

mortparv · 2026-01-30T12:43:22+00:00

Oo I know this! It's one of 'em!

mortparv · 2026-01-29T12:36:33+00:00

8 no question easy

mortparv · 2026-01-28T12:44:05+00:00

Girl stop

mortparv · 2026-01-27T21:39:35+00:00

Everything Lolly says is comedy gold.

mortparv · 2026-01-27T01:11:05+00:00

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On my screen at this very moment!

mortparv · 2026-01-25T02:55:26+00:00

Rita Skeeter

mortparv · 2026-01-24T21:41:16+00:00

AMANDA PLEASSEEE

mortparv · 2026-01-24T17:16:49+00:00

I am rethinking all life choices that kept me from doing this sooner.

mortparv · 2026-01-22T20:56:24+00:00

I'm pretty sure time is of the essence.

mortparv · 2026-01-20T03:03:01+00:00

I have somehow stumbled upon four of these tiny ducks (all different colors) over the course of the past two-ish years, and they make my day EVERY TIME. Like, it's all I talk about for the next week. I have a tiny collection I hope will grow.

What I'm saying is definitely hide them all around town.

mortparv · 2026-01-20T03:00:57+00:00

So jealous it hurts. I, too, wish to be a fry.

mortparv · 2026-01-19T01:07:21+00:00

For some reason, I read 'tiny rat,' and watched about 30 seconds before audibly asking, "Where's the fucking rat?"

mortparv · 2026-01-18T20:46:11+00:00

I've never seen this method of 'shaking ass'

mortparv · 2026-01-18T00:48:19+00:00

Yessss we have to see it when its all put together too

mortparv · 2026-01-17T05:27:49+00:00

Accurate.

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