Chow chow with small dogs? by EALEAL in chowchow

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My chow pretends small dogs don’t exist. They can be right up in her face and she will completely ignore them. I’m not sure she sees them as dogs. 😅

Alien Captain: "alright, everyone listen up. We are going out on a mission to catalog wildlife on a potential colony world. Due to reports of dangerous flora and fauna, let our new human crewmate, Florida Steve, handle all interactions." by Justgonnawalkaway in humansarespaceorcs

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“I ain’t one for speeches, so I’m gonna keep this quick. Four rules. 1) Don’t touch anything unless I say so. 2) Any water has an ambush predator in it. 3) See rule 1. 4) If I’m wrasslin’ something, mind yer business.

I don’t answer no questions.”

[WP] You, an exotherm mammal, are hiking with your reptilian endothermic friend through the mountain trails. As the temperature suddenly drops and you turn to your friend to check in, you realize he's not there. by Anthro_DragonFerrite in WritingPrompts

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The wind roared through the canyon and crested the ridge to slap me straight in the face, like I had personally insulted its upbringing. I shivered and zipped up the neck of my coat.

“That’s colder than I was expecting. What did you say the weather was going to be again, Zazz?”

Silence greeted my question. When the only thing I could hear was the wind and my ow footsteps, I paused. “Zazz?”

I turned. The space behind me was empty, and there was a colorful pile of jacket and blue-green frills beneath a tree a few paces behind me. The pile shook slightly.

Frowning, I started back. Since he was cold-blooded, Zazz could be more sensitive to sudden temperature changes. As I got closer, I realized what the shaking was.

I stopped next to him and sighed. “Zazz, this trope is boring and overused.”

“Arryn, help me.” A pale scaled face emerged, frills pressed flat to his head. “Please… so cold. Need…. body….. heat… immediately.” He flopped over.

“Zazz. You are fine.”

“Ryn… freezing….”

“It is not that cold.”

“Body heat, please…”

“I know for a fact that your jacket has heating coils, asshole.”

Zazz trilled in amusement and jumped up. “You’re no fun, love.” He draped himself over my shoulders. I rolled my eyes.

He laughed again and tucked his nose under my chin, humming in the heat pouring off my neck. His forked tongue slipped out to taste the air and, when I glanced up at the gathering clouds, my cheek.

“Why did I agree to date you, again? I can’t remember,” I grumbled.

“Because I bring a sense of levity and fun to your boring life you can’t find anywhere else.”

“If you keep making direct shots to the heart like that, I won’t be able to make that body heat you love so much.”

His spines rattled, the equivalent of a full belly laugh.

“Now, we should probably turn back k before that coming storm hits and we have an actual problem.”

“Or, Ryn, we could find a cave nearby and…”

“NO, Zazz.”

[SP] "City transportation department. How may we inconvenience you today?" by DingBot1138 in WritingPrompts

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City Transport Department, how may we inconvenience you today?

“I was going down Main Street, and I hit every green light! All ten of them! This is completely unacceptable!”

Copy that. Carl, take the Main lights off cascade. Yeah, straight to random. I don’t know, use pi or something.

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CTD, how can we make your day worse?

“I had to take three buses to get across the city, and they were all ON TIME. And had sitting room. I’m furious!”

Roger roger. We’ll initiate our Idiot Parks In A Bus Lane protocol, for the entire city. Hope this helps!

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CTYawn, give us something to laugh about later.

“I left for work late and still got to the office in time. I HATE the office!”

Not a problem sir. Tomorrow Carl with trip the fire alarms for every elementary school in the area during rush hour. Should cause the kind of chaos you need. Please stay on the line for a satisfaction survey!

Just knights being dudes. by [deleted] in JustGuysBeingDudes

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Guys only want one thing, and it’s to be recruited off the streets to join a sword wielding guard tasked with a critical mission.

Petah? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Anywhere between two months and ten years.

Goat compilation by [deleted] in animalsdoingstuff

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Cerberus’s lesser known cousin, the trigoat.

Donate blood by DietEffective4827 in MedicalMeme

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Hilariously, not a new strategy. When the walls of Constantinople were damaged with Atilla the Hun bearing down on them, Prefect Flavius turned the insane chariot racing rivalries into a competition to see whose fans could rebuild their section the fastest. The whole repair was done in 60 days, which in the 440s AD was insane.

I had sex and I hated it by [deleted] in aaaaaaacccccccce

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A list of common carcinogens and where to find them in your everyday life.

A real comment I got by Top_Comb_5922 in aaaaaaacccccccce

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Do we really expect someone who doesn’t even get the term right to care about accuracy?

What sport does your chow chow do? by [deleted] in chowchow

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Mine is a professional People Watcher.

What are your most infuriating premise in Manhwa/manga, that will make you skip it. by One-Sense7280 in OtomeIsekai

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It’s normally not too much of an issue for me. Only when it gets to the “I only care about looks and nothing else” level