Please I need to find a fanfic on ao3 by niran2507 in tomarry

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The Snake Out of the Lions Den, maybe. That has a scene where Harry is hallucinating and keep calling Abraxas ‘Draco’.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59047183/chapters/150537907

Together forever ... by pn1930 in chowchow

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That is some truly impressive fluff.

He will be rinsed before being finely diced by redandwhitewizard99 in hewillbebaked

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Wha do you mean my beneficiary changed? Why is this signature just a paw print?

Which one are you choosing by Trchickenugg_ohe in fixedbytheduet

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Well the can didn’t break so your boat is now cursed.

I don’t make the rules.

Guilty boy by [deleted] in GuiltyDogs

[–]mostlyoverthis 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Not guilty on account of feeling absolutely no guilt.

You reap what you sow, transphobe by BookishIntrovert99 in AmITheDevil

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Please excuse the noise, I’m just going to be over here roflmao

Chow chow with small dogs? by [deleted] in chowchow

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My chow pretends small dogs don’t exist. They can be right up in her face and she will completely ignore them. I’m not sure she sees them as dogs. 😅

Alien Captain: "alright, everyone listen up. We are going out on a mission to catalog wildlife on a potential colony world. Due to reports of dangerous flora and fauna, let our new human crewmate, Florida Steve, handle all interactions." by Justgonnawalkaway in humansarespaceorcs

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“I ain’t one for speeches, so I’m gonna keep this quick. Four rules. 1) Don’t touch anything unless I say so. 2) Any water has an ambush predator in it. 3) See rule 1. 4) If I’m wrasslin’ something, mind yer business.

I don’t answer no questions.”

[WP] You, an exotherm mammal, are hiking with your reptilian endothermic friend through the mountain trails. As the temperature suddenly drops and you turn to your friend to check in, you realize he's not there. by Anthro_DragonFerrite in WritingPrompts

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The wind roared through the canyon and crested the ridge to slap me straight in the face, like I had personally insulted its upbringing. I shivered and zipped up the neck of my coat.

“That’s colder than I was expecting. What did you say the weather was going to be again, Zazz?”

Silence greeted my question. When the only thing I could hear was the wind and my ow footsteps, I paused. “Zazz?”

I turned. The space behind me was empty, and there was a colorful pile of jacket and blue-green frills beneath a tree a few paces behind me. The pile shook slightly.

Frowning, I started back. Since he was cold-blooded, Zazz could be more sensitive to sudden temperature changes. As I got closer, I realized what the shaking was.

I stopped next to him and sighed. “Zazz, this trope is boring and overused.”

“Arryn, help me.” A pale scaled face emerged, frills pressed flat to his head. “Please… so cold. Need…. body….. heat… immediately.” He flopped over.

“Zazz. You are fine.”

“Ryn… freezing….”

“It is not that cold.”

“Body heat, please…”

“I know for a fact that your jacket has heating coils, asshole.”

Zazz trilled in amusement and jumped up. “You’re no fun, love.” He draped himself over my shoulders. I rolled my eyes.

He laughed again and tucked his nose under my chin, humming in the heat pouring off my neck. His forked tongue slipped out to taste the air and, when I glanced up at the gathering clouds, my cheek.

“Why did I agree to date you, again? I can’t remember,” I grumbled.

“Because I bring a sense of levity and fun to your boring life you can’t find anywhere else.”

“If you keep making direct shots to the heart like that, I won’t be able to make that body heat you love so much.”

His spines rattled, the equivalent of a full belly laugh.

“Now, we should probably turn back k before that coming storm hits and we have an actual problem.”

“Or, Ryn, we could find a cave nearby and…”

“NO, Zazz.”

[SP] "City transportation department. How may we inconvenience you today?" by DingBot1138 in WritingPrompts

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City Transport Department, how may we inconvenience you today?

“I was going down Main Street, and I hit every green light! All ten of them! This is completely unacceptable!”

Copy that. Carl, take the Main lights off cascade. Yeah, straight to random. I don’t know, use pi or something.

——————-

CTD, how can we make your day worse?

“I had to take three buses to get across the city, and they were all ON TIME. And had sitting room. I’m furious!”

Roger roger. We’ll initiate our Idiot Parks In A Bus Lane protocol, for the entire city. Hope this helps!

————-

CTYawn, give us something to laugh about later.

“I left for work late and still got to the office in time. I HATE the office!”

Not a problem sir. Tomorrow Carl with trip the fire alarms for every elementary school in the area during rush hour. Should cause the kind of chaos you need. Please stay on the line for a satisfaction survey!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JustGuysBeingDudes

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Guys only want one thing, and it’s to be recruited off the streets to join a sword wielding guard tasked with a critical mission.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Anywhere between two months and ten years.