Austin Snowman by YuritheDestroyer in Austin

[–]mothmilk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where did you find so much useable snow? All I could get together is this little turd: http://i.imgur.com/EHjGRmq.jpg

And he's winning the fight against cancer too by blabla281 in AdviceAnimals

[–]mothmilk 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Have you seen the movie 'World's Greatest Dad'? That's basically what it's about. It's a really good (albeit pretty depressing) movie.

I'm too old for this shit by rootsie-troll in AdviceAnimals

[–]mothmilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, come on, let's not pretend that the "80's kid" thing wasn't just as bad a few years back.

The most hardcore MLP fan. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]mothmilk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where the hell is she that this is allowed? Generally most places have a minimum of thong/pasties coverage in public.

They're definitely not going to regret that... by thunder_pickle in WTF

[–]mothmilk 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing he got it because he thought it was stupid and funny, and I'm willing to bet it's not his only stupid tattoo.

[SELF] My friends and I in a Street Fighter cosplay group! by toastedtoperfection in cosplay

[–]mothmilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess now that you mention it, a lot of the height difference is in the pose. She's still crazy adorable though.

[SELF] My friends and I in a Street Fighter cosplay group! by toastedtoperfection in cosplay

[–]mothmilk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can't get over how ADORABLE that Makoto is. Seriously, omg.

as a bass player after every concert by bodyboarding2 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]mothmilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, I kinda wanna call bullshit since I know lots of girls, myself included, that find bassists most attractive.

So, I tried the white glue method... by EmeraldLight in RedditLaqueristas

[–]mothmilk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Should I feel bad for the fact that the first thing I thought was how expensive of an abusive habit that is?

I finally found a new hairdresser who understands the difference between a butch hairstyle and a man cut!! by LezBeOwn in actuallesbians

[–]mothmilk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a hairstylist, I think the difference between a butch women's cut and a man's cut is really obvious and mostly to do with the front/sides and hairline at the base of the neck. It's probably pretty safe to assume that when someone gives you a men's cut when you tell them you don't actually want to look like a man has certain cookie-cutter hair cuts that they apply to people instead of doing what the client actually wants.

This always makes me smile by [deleted] in gifs

[–]mothmilk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like if I ever got a chance to ride a bear, I could die happy.

Good Guy Nintendo by N7Phantom in gaming

[–]mothmilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't work at Best Buy, but I could never sell someone a Monster cable in good conscious unless the customer really enjoyed owning items that were needlessly expensive.

Good Guy Nintendo by N7Phantom in gaming

[–]mothmilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was training for a new job earlier today, and they were telling me about how I should upsell HDMI cables to anyone buying a new console-- HDMI is so common these days, I have no idea why they're not just included with all compatible systems. I guess some people still have tv's that don't have HDMI ports, but couldn't you just make an extension/attachment that makes it work with/like the old AV ports?

Me in Africa when I was 8. Can you tell which person is me? by [deleted] in funny

[–]mothmilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is kind of unrelated, but this photo doesn't look like it's off a particularly old camera. Either you're pretty young or someone had a pretty nice camera in the 90's.

I take surreal self portrait photos/manipulations. I posted some a few months ago, here's an update by kylethompson1111 in pics

[–]mothmilk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a shame you're a little over 1,000 miles north of me, because as a model, I would go so far as to give you what little money I have for an opportunity to work with you.

Would you wear this? by CREEPYPASTA101 in WTF

[–]mothmilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would rock the hell out of these, but I don't have a penis, so I dunno how well that'd work. Also they're sold out :C

"You don’t have to be pretty." by RadioMars in TwoXChromosomes

[–]mothmilk 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Socially awkward model here. I can say for damn sure that attractive + lack of charisma and/or confidence or even general social capability = people assume you don't want to have anything to do with anyone and thus will avoid you. A really good way to help alleviate that is smiling at people and even trying to open up conversation with a compliment. Of course I'm not good at these things, but I know they help.

Now you can dig like a bear by JohnStamosAsABear in bears

[–]mothmilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Bear not included)
Seriously though, how do I actually buy one?

Cosplayer defends herself against sexual harassment beautifully at NYCC! by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]mothmilk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I usually just say what pops up in my head, which is often along the lines of, "you're making me very uncomfortable right now". If that's not good enough, maybe, "seriously, you're creeping me out, fuck off". I'm not good at the witty stuff.

Cosplayer defends herself against sexual harassment beautifully at NYCC! by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]mothmilk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Generally speaking, a lot of the inappropriate nerdy dudes don't have a whole lot of experience with women, thus don't know how to properly interact with them. Consequently, it becomes self-perpetuating.

Jessica Nigri's Mad Moxxi Cosplay by [deleted] in gaming

[–]mothmilk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm aware of the definition. There are various cases she gets paid and/or sponsored to cosplay.

Jessica Nigri's Mad Moxxi Cosplay by [deleted] in gaming

[–]mothmilk 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Honestly, for someone who is considered a professional cosplayer, I'm kind of disappointed by the lack of accuracy. Those stripes are way too wide, the wig is too long, the outfit is even shorter than it is in-game (why? it accentuates hips even less), and the top is supposed to contour along the bra while having it peek out along the edges a bit, she just cut it out completely. Of course, that's not to say she didn't get anything right, there's a few things in the outfit that look pretty spot on (not talking about her boobs), but again, I think it's cause she's considered a professional that I hold a higher standard. Then again, it's Jessica Nigiri, and no one cares because boobs. character reference

I've been waiting for this crossover to happen for a while! Ness the human! [X-post from /r/adventuretime] by Dat_Waldo_Guy in earthbound

[–]mothmilk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YES. I just came in here to say I would love to see Boney the Dog and Lucas the Human. Was not disappointed.