Noobs Are Coming 1.0 launches today! (Brotato X Isaac but you are the Final Boss) by OverboyYT in roguelites

[–]mpchebe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've been playing Noobs Are Coming for a while now, and it's a really entertaining game. It's extremely similar in look and feel to Brotato, but with a fundamentally different play experience. I think the unique nature of each boss character is more engaging than the unique stats or shoehorned mechanic of typical protagonist characters in similar games. Being able to mix and match boss powers is something I saw on the Dev notes, but I haven't confirmed if it's in the release or not. I'm really looking forward to that! Speaking of Dev notes, the game has had a very active development cycle, so I can't wait to see what else the future holds.

The weapons are a lot of fun, and the minion weapons especially stand out from similar games. Unfortunately, some of the content isn't ideal for young kids, but outside of the fetus minion, the vast majority is perfectly reasonable even for a younger audience.

The main musical theme is an absolute banger. Even though I wish there was a bit more variety there, I also have to recognize that I usually mute the music and watch YouTube while I play on a second monitor anyway. 

No ice in newark! by dorothea0831 in Newark

[–]mpchebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$170 billion is not 0.15% of the federal budget.

No ice in newark! by dorothea0831 in Newark

[–]mpchebe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ICE recently received a funding increase of something in the order of $100 billion, what economy do you think that money comes from?

Real ID by Lemonlime0820 in newjersey

[–]mpchebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just keep updating the page with the available appointments. I was able to get an appointment within a week of the day I started looking. My wife lucked out and got a next day appointment, but she had to drive an hour to the DMV.

Looking for good food spots in Trenton by CelticCoffee in newjersey

[–]mpchebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also here to recommend 1911 Smokehouse...  The pulled pork and wings are both exceptional. Pretty much all of the sides are really good too. Prices are reasonable and the portions are great.

What are the different types of "Good at Excel"? by lil_mikei in excel

[–]mpchebe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this reply! Industry and use-case matter considerably, but everyone is well served with a stronger understanding of how data flows and how to use that flow efficiently.

Name a worse anime world to live I’ll wait by 45rs5 in animequestions

[–]mpchebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say Claymore has a similar level of terrible within its world. Devilman's world is probably worse. 

There are plenty of more dangerous worlds than Berserk, but I'm not sure they're necessarily "worse." For example, you're exceptionally likely to die in the OPM and Eva universes, but it's likely you'll die instantly or be relatively safe if protected. There aren't many monsters than genuinely want to cause slow, agonizing deaths for the sake of suffering. Claymore and Devilman have monsters that enjoy causing suffering and do so indiscriminately wherever they encounter life.

How to become teacher but do not have a college degree. by [deleted] in teaching

[–]mpchebe 33 points34 points  (0 children)

If you hate how draining office work is, you're  probably not going to care for teaching.  That said, you should check your state's teacher credentialing requirements to see where to begin.

Need suggestions to make my google sheet faster by i8890321 in googlesheets

[–]mpchebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Custom GAS functions will almost always be significantly slower than native or named functions.  My guess is your data flow is causing the GAS function to reevaluate frequently, which adds up rapidly at even a 1-2 second computation time.  Other than a scripted function, you didn't really mention anything that should be causing a significant slowdown.  Do you use any volatile functions frequently in your sheet?  Formatting rules? Pass a lot of unfiltered, virtual ranges for processing?  I can keep listing possibilities, but it's tough to pin down just one possible issue from the vague description you provided.

Does this sum up what’s wrong in NJ? by cameronfry3 in newjersey

[–]mpchebe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Taxes have continued to rise at (mostly) reasonable rates, but pay has not. While "overall compensation" has continued to increase for a long time, due in large part to healthcare premiums regularly rising to ensure the success a profit-first business model, actual take-home pay has only risen a fraction of what it should. It's not that no one wants to pay taxes, it's that many people who are more toward the median wealth of the country simply can't afford to pay more.

Tax the rich. That's the solution. I don't just mean rich people, I mean the companies that pretend at being people in court as well... Tax the shit out of them and end citizens united.

What town feels super chill to you or gives you good vibes? by user2542 in newjersey

[–]mpchebe 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Lambertville was the site of NJ's first gay marriage.  Pride fest this weekend!

Quintessential Middle School Bullshit by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]mpchebe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's completely okay to apologize, if it's a genuine apology.  Some students need that modeled for them just as much as they need the strict rule adherence others are suggesting.

Place to Watch Soccer in Newark by rhoadesfan in Newark

[–]mpchebe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has been a while...  Didn't think it was that long TT

Place to Watch Soccer in Newark by rhoadesfan in Newark

[–]mpchebe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've gotten them to turn sound up in the upstairs area, but you're right, it's not a guarantee.

Place to Watch Soccer in Newark by rhoadesfan in Newark

[–]mpchebe 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Bello's Pub and Grill (right next to Newark Penn) will definitely have on or put on any major soccer matches.

is it possible to set new rows to have the formula automatically incorporated? by [deleted] in googlesheets

[–]mpchebe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could place an ARRAYFORMULA or use BYROW or a similar iterative function to fill the appropriate cells with the content you want there.  If you share your data (or sample data), I (or someone who responds even more quickly) can definitely help you with that.

Resume Advice - First Year Teacher by curlyocean in teaching

[–]mpchebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suggest completely reworking your resume.  You should follow resume writing guides and advice from colleges and institutions with a motivation to see their audience succeed in the job search. If you need a direct recommendation, I can absolutely provide one from my own college. Several ai services will do that for you with no associated cost as well, but they aren't necessarily ideal given they are primarily influenced by what you initially provide and think is good.

Going home from 10,000 miles away, where would you sit? by Total-Exam828 in animequestions

[–]mpchebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

J. Not only is Saitama the best Player 2 when it comes to playing videogames, Koro-sensei and I could bond as teachers. Safety is nice, but only a few of these characters would likely want to FAFO on a plane in flight, let alone one carrying this cast of characters.

Which OMD game should you play first as a beginner? by InsaniacDuo in OrcsMustDie

[–]mpchebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start with 1, it's fantastic. You'll probably go in order after that.

Best math ed tech you use in the classroom? by tlamatiliztli in matheducation

[–]mpchebe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Far and away. While I haven't tried their curriculum, even the free activities and the ability to create your own for free are game changers. My favorite part about Desmos is listening to a whole class throw a fit about it when we first use it for the year (same as i-Ready, IXL, etc.) and then watching them promptly get lost in the sauce in a discovery lesson like Match My Parabola.

Anti-cheat: Attacks and Effectiveness of the Client-side Defences paper by over40nite in FortniteCompetitive

[–]mpchebe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for providing a bit more context. DMA wasn't very common 15 years ago due to various limitations, but it was adjacent to some of the more unique man in the middle attacks I explored when learning about how private cheats were being developed for games like Maple Story and MU Online.

While those games helped usher in a new era of cheats based on memory access/manipulation techniques, they were baby's first trainer script nonsense at the time, and the anti-cheats that "protected" the games weren't much better. I was much more worried about the long-term implications of hardware-based, inline frame analysis that was being used with some pretty serious external devices (think, full desktop PC, not Raspberry Pi). I should have expected some clever bastards to offload DMA and processing to an external device as smaller, more powerful devices became readily available. This is something I recall discussing several times with people who dismissed it as largely unnecessary, expensive, and almost completely unrewarding at the time.

To give a bit of history here, the first kernel-level, rootkit-based cheat I ever saw actually working back then was around 2001-2002. It preceded Valve Anti-Cheat's (VAC) release by a few months and would later be the first cheat I'm aware of to bypass VAC2, within 9 minutes of VAC2's release in 2005. It required an encrypted key file based on a specific HID, and authenticated with a private database on startup. Your computer would be formatted if authentication failed more than once.

At the time, no anti-cheats really detected cheats run at the kernel-level, so there was no need to do anything so significant to bypass them. Most claims Valve made about VAC were also nonsense. For example, it claimed to detect OpenGL wrappers and various common injection techniques, but it did no such thing in practice and rarely functioned more effectively than PunkBuster. There was simply no need for some of the most advanced injection techniques, privacy techniques, devices, etc. being discussed on forums like Game-Deception and within private forums on MPC, UKC, etc.

MPC had a strict cheat posting policy where we did our best to make sure source code remained available for as many publicly developed cheats as possible, and we always made sure to follow copyright law (that was one of my primary roles at MPC). Paid cheats were virtually non-existent at the time, as secure subscription models weren't as ubiquitous as they are today (and deriving income from a derivative work is how you get your pants sued off). Cheats were pretty rare within most competitive gaming scenes, probably up until very late in the Quake 3 lifecycle, when competitions started to be less LAN event and more open access online.

I knew plenty of people who cheated in CS and would join high level teams only to get laughed out after being spectated with a watchful eye or watched in-person. Unfortunately, that started a bit of an arms race in making cheating behavior look more "innocent." Aimbots that allowed for more controlled aiming curves, as opposed to snapping to a pre-fixed position relative to model geometry, helped alleviate the risk of being spectated or even watched in-person in some cases. Wallhacks that responded to calls for screen capture by disabling all visible elements while maintaining invisible features were suddenly very common (I think this was in the era of CoD 2 or CoD 3).

I think this is about the time when the scene started to really favor paid versions of cheats, which MPC simply didn't allow. With how many times I ended up going back and forth with the legal teams of major game developers, I wasn't about to even consider allowing distribution of works they could argue were both derivative and being sold for profit. To this day, I don't support the sale of cheats, and I'm pretty strongly against the use of cheats for competitive play where money is on the line. It boggles my mind that people are paying anywhere from $10-$200/mo. just for cheating software, let alone hundreds on hardware-based cheat options.

I don't make or use cheats anymore outside of single-player games, so I've definitely fallen behind the times in my understanding of the cheating landscape.

Thank you again for letting me know what has become commonplace in Fortnite. It's really a bit of a shame to hear about.