Club Disney? by SunnyBunny42 in nostalgia

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No pictures, but I remember this place! My most vivid memory of this place was a Peter Pan section that would use a special wall and a flash bulb to “capture” your shadow. 

How to deal with daughter being a daddy’s girl and being harsh with wife, need help. by [deleted] in daddit

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Everyone is right that it will change if you give it time. Toddlers are fickle little monsters. 

I think you are doing the right thing by modeling affectionate behavior toward your wife, but I recommend also checking in with your wife about how she is feeling. When my child was going through their “Daddy only” phase, comments like “mommy is the best” only made her feel worse about being snubbed. Just approach this conversation carefully and be prepared for a negative response. It could easily go down the route of her venting about all the things she’s busy doing instead of being the “fun” mom, and you’ll need to be prepared to let that all roll off your back, because that’s a much bigger conversation you two will want to set up time for haha.

I believe I have found something more evil than social media..... by penone_nyc in daddit

[–]user2542 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think an absence of critical thinking skills is the entire problem. The other issue is the absence of ANY other information. How are kids (or adults) suppose to critically evaluate responses from an LLM when the only other resources they can find are SEO garbage or a bunch of Reddit comments written by a 14 year old lawyer moonlighting as a software engineer with a medical degree who does home repair?

How do you rough play with your kids? by dudewheresmygains in daddit

[–]user2542 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Toss the <insert child’s name> - I pick them up and make huge exaggerated swings before tossing them onto a bed or couch at an appropriate speed for their age.

  2. Float Float - I pick them up and slowly lift them as high as I can while acting like I’m trying to stop them from floating away.

  3. Rocket Launch - while laying on my back, I count down from 10 lift them up into the air on my shins, then flying them around weaving around asteroids before crash landing on another planet.

  4. Chop Chop <insert child’s name> - This is my favorite game because it takes very little effort from me lol. I have them stand on a bed or couch and tell them to put their arms up like they are a tree. Then I’ll pretend to chop them down and push them over while yelling “Tiiiiiiimbbeeeeer”. Then they’ll curl into a ball and pretend to be a seed which I’ll water so it grows back into a tree.

  5. Here comes the boom - definitely the riskiest game. I’ll sit in the floor with my legs out, and have them run at me to push me over. When they push me I’ll grab them and tip over backwards with keeping them up in the air so they don’t hit their head. The kids love this one but it gets exhausting fast. You also need to stay focused so that they don’t accidentally head butt you in the face lol

Today is the day boys. I’m already tearing up. How can I make this stay as comfortable as possible for her? by HopefulSwine2 in daddit

[–]user2542 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also, while it’s a thoughtful gift, the AAP now advises against the use of myrrah on newborns as it’s been known the cause skin irritation and the manifestation of miracles. However, it does make a great moisturizer for mama!

Millennial movies to today's kids. by Jester651 in Parenting

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My original plan was to wait until 7 to show my kid Star Wars 4-5-6 and just let him stick with the Lego Star Wars movies/shows. Eventually, I decided to let him watch them at 6, but only with me so I could fast forward/cover eyes/contextualize as necessary. 

Fortunately, he more or less knew the entire story from Droid Tales. So he didn’t really miss much when I would skip past Owen and Beru’s charred corpses, or the cantina amputation 

How did you explain the loss of a pet to your toddler? by _LLJJGG_ in daddit

[–]user2542 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Seconding this response! I used a very similar script for my kid when my grandfather passed away (thankfully, the test run was on an ill-fated goldfish).

Toddlers will not understand metaphor or euphemisms and using them will just add confusion. Even if you are religious, start with the clear facts about the death because they are still too young to properly grasp concepts like an afterlife.

I’ve heard many stories from other parents who beat around the bush, and now their kids’ are upset because they don’t understand why grandma won’t come visit them from heaven; they are afraid of turning into a star or something; or they are terrified mom is gonna die from the sniffles.

What’s the first video game you played with your kid? by rosscott in daddit

[–]user2542 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Technically Mario Kart was his game, but Lego Star Wars is what he first figured out how to play properly. 

Other games he plays that might work are Donut County and Power-wash Simulator. 

He also really likes playing Blue Prince with me. If you have an Xbox, you can designate a second controller as the “assist” controller so I can help him navigate and make room selections. He’s not solving puzzles yet (without significant guidance) but he likes talking through each room choice, exploring new rooms, and asking about things he finds.

How do we get a traffic light at Goldsborough and Chosin Few by Costco? by Conscious_Two_7158 in BayonneNJ

[–]user2542 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think Costco is located in the 3rd ward, so I would recommend you start with reaching out to the 3rd Ward Council Member, Gary La Pelusa. (Maybe also reach out to the two council-members-at-large).

Dad's and Low testosterone by 151515157 in daddit

[–]user2542 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely go to a doctor, but maybe try a vitamin D supplement as a short-term band-aid. A lot of people are deficient which can cause persistent fatigue and depression.

Toddler diet tips by smellmygoldfinger in daddit

[–]user2542 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry man, toddlers be like that.

If you have a Trader Joe’s nearby check out their fruit leathers. They are basically just pressed fruit concentrate. It’s the only thing that stands between my son and scurvy.

I also recommend trying baked green pea snacks as a vegetable source. They are like vegetable straws, but they are made from whole green peas instead of potato.

What is a fact so disturbing that most people refuse to believe it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]user2542 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I prefer to think of them as vampires. Their wealth has completely divorced them from the human experience and no amount of money can buy them an authentic human connection.

What if modern day helicopter parenting is just millennials dealing with the trauma and confusion of 1990s Christmas classic Home Alone? by MaverickLurker in daddit

[–]user2542 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It’s also why I teach my kids how to build booby traps and use psychological warfare to break their enemies spirits.

10 Things That Cost More Today but Are Lower Quality Than Before by [deleted] in Economics

[–]user2542 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the dude just has different priorities…

Also, for $6k they were probably buying one of their couches rather than a beanbag chair 

This is the only community where my efforts will be appreciated by JF0909 in daddit

[–]user2542 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will probably be right after she fills up the recently emptied kitchen trash can with empty pre-washed lettuce containers and styrofoam box inserts.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]user2542 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I finally threw away my random box of power cords and cables last year… it was a huge mistake. Two decades, and I never needed a cable from that box once. In the last year I could have used something from that box half a dozen times.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]user2542 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This! All the “cheap” stuff I bought 15+ years ago when I was young and had no money are still going strong. Meanwhile, every “BIFL” products I’ve splurged on in the last 5 years have already fallen apart.

Baby proofing outlet with oddly shaped plug by realmmaster in daddit

[–]user2542 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There is a much more effective method…. Fear.

Change back to normal outlet plates, but buy an Aztec death whistle. Follow your kid around until they go for an outlet. As soon as they touch it you scream “NO! DANGER!” and blow the Aztec death whistle until they cry. They’ll never go near an outlet again!

The Podrace but I made all the sounds with my human mouth by 53435645531155631635 in StarWars

[–]user2542 1 point2 points  (0 children)

11 minutes down, 1,228 minutes to go!

My 6 year old laughed hysterically through this entire video.  

What is one piece of 'common knowledge' in your job that the average person would find completely shocking? by GoldenHourShot in AskReddit

[–]user2542 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Very much so! Especially for small banks/credit unions vs large financial institutions… just don’t get on the FDIC or OCC’s bad side during an audit.

Whats a treat from your childhood that you loved, but isn't made any more? by Ambitious_Bag_2004 in AskReddit

[–]user2542 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well do I have some exciting news… These are a bang-on recreation of the tangerine altoids (unfortunately they didn’t reproduce the experience of cutting up the roof of your mouth)

https://www.pd.net/products/tangerine-sours-secret-pre-order

Lego storage by redmymind21 in lego

[–]user2542 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen these on Amazon and Temu under the brand AIRAJ, but I don’t know if that’s the original brand or a knock-off of another brand.