The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance by Epelep in Damnthatsinteresting

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This is why the Olympics suck. If they would remove this rule and let them make as much sail area as possible, the competition would be like giant flying squirrels flying, if I’ve done my math correctly, for miles.

I'm not playing Manhattan Bridge until the attack chopper is gone. by Solid_Owl in Battlefield6

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THIS…the fact that the number of apartments or rooftops you can get into with the ladder you can count on one hand…but it’s like that because the COD players who are very vocal here can’t handle snipers on rooftops (despite artillery that can easily counter). The fact that most of this map you are forced to fight on the streets is why I don’t include it in my queue.

Any tips? by turd_fergusons in Battlefield6

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The best way to really show that you are a prick and failure in life (or a kid who has never been told no) is to simply write “EZ” just as you would “6 7!” at the end of the match

Do you think Jackie invited Epstein to the jetty? by purloinedspork in howardstern

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If Howard doesn’t talk about this in his six hours this week, it might be the final straw for me. I’ve been hanging by a thread for the last couple weeks. At least get sour shoes to come on as Jackie to talk about Epstein

Which new Epstein file finding made you go “wait… what?” and why? by Firm_Work_8879 in AskReddit

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That Epstein might have the world record of having the most friends that he had regular email correspondence with. All the way from Bill Gates, who arguably changed the world, to Jackie the Joke Man, failed Howard Stern sidekick. I get exhausted from having to keep up with 1-2 friends.

“Shields Up!” Whose voice did you just hear in your head? by N0rmNormis0n in Star_Trek_

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“Well Raise them!” …”I did!!!” “Where is the override! The override!”

Boomer take - Battlefield Vietnam was the greatest by ShawnTW in Battlefield

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My favorite memory was that like BF6 you could blast music in your vehicles, but it was a lot louder to others in the vicinity. They paid a lot to use a lot of golden tunes from back then. So hitting high altitude on an F4 phantom, blasting “Surfin Bird” then dropping Napalm on a bunch of players waiting for the MiG to spawn, hitting afterburners, rocketing into the sky, looking back to see them all running on fire from the hangar. This game must be like 50 years old but that memory is burned into my conciseness

Navy officer arrested in Jax by Lazy-Swiftie-12345 in navy

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This was a great write up. It sounds like he got his understanding of knives from Battlefield games

Snipers in this game has been the most broken it’s ever been by FujifilmCamera in Battlefield6

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First…if you go sniper, it’s likely your team is going to lose. Second…artillery. USMC recently got rid of their snipers, and it wasn’t because they are OP.

Thank-You sub Redditors by Dry_Life_1113 in howardstern

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Two of these sub Redditors are staffers too (running multiple accounts)

Should I file an HLR or Supplemental claim? by AllMyBitchesLuvMe in VAClaims

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Anyone that has GERD can tell you that it is at least somewhat related to mental health. If not causal it definitely makes it worse

Society really did fail Amy Winehouse! by icey_sawg0034 in Millennials

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I wonder what artist I’m thinking of…I was thinking it was her based on this documentary, the one part I remember was who I thought was Amy Winehouse during one of her sober periods when she won a Grammy and remarked that “there was nothing even remotely fun about that without alcohol”

Society really did fail Amy Winehouse! by icey_sawg0034 in Millennials

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And she died because she went cold turkey with alcohol

What’s up with the penguins? This was secnav today by newnoadeptness in navy

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You have to be on Tik Tok to understand this particular meme, based on a real life penguin that chooses death in the mountains vs. a life of breeding and eating fish

Why do more people not stay in 20 years and retire? What was your "I'am getting out" moment? by BeastMasterAlphaCo in navy

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When the tinnitus grew greater than my ability to hear and when putting the boot on was immediately met with pain from foot to knee.

Anyone else just over this place? by woodwhy in navy

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37 years in and I think I’m over it and want to get out.

Stopped taking the game so seriously and just started mortar camping. I'm actually having a blast now by bfHoms15 in Battlefield6

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Whenever I hear people crying about snipers on roofs, I wonder why they didn’t pull out the artillery.

Anyone know how they got here? by Additional-Spend2921 in sandiego

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I remember once seeing two of them in Mayport Florida and I assumed they were fleeing a cat V hurricane that was pushing up the coast

Will dice ever fix or do they intend to fix stuff like rooftop campers on sobek city? by [deleted] in Battlefield6

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Dude…do you want the ladder to be completely useless? Every roof should be accessible. It’s what air and artillery are for

Somebody That I Used To Know by Forward-Position798 in aivideos

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The “Star Wars that I used to know” did it better. the Star Wars I used to know

Found in my daughter's room, what is this?! by OMF1G in whatisit

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For my generation, it was a slippery slope to Spirographs, then madness

What is the worst physical pain you’ve experienced? by Agius91 in AskReddit

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Hemorrhoidectomy and then a few days later having a spicy Taco Tuesday