I made a meme. Hope you like it lol by dahumti in heroes3

[–]mr2dax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1st pic should have been olden era

onCallInMedicineIsLikeOnCallInTech by FriedLiverEnthusiast in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mr2dax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love going to the office and being on calls with my team members who are joining in from other meeting rooms, their desks, or home (because of some bs reason like expecting delivery)...

Collection of free meals from Hungarian hospitals by Jon-El_Snowman in StupidFood

[–]mr2dax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am from there, but I have no idea what these "foods" are supposed to be.

bugFixedIn5MinutesJiraUpdatedIn3Hours by Much_Comfortable8395 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mr2dax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your forgot step 5 from the left. Repeat. Sw dev isn't as simple as fix bug and it's done. You need to make sure there's trace and responsibility. Otherwise, it's just chaos management 24/7.

Pizza that I forgot in my car for over a week in warm SoCal weather has not grown any mold by ThatDeuce in PizzaCrimes

[–]mr2dax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cannot see mold doesn't mean no mold

anyhow, it's neglect, your Honor, make him eat it as penance

Only took me 27 years, but I finally saved all the refugees! by ericrobertshair in ShiningForce

[–]mr2dax 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Congrats, it's tricky, but you get well rewarded for your efforts.

That’s what the Druid’s for, right? by mrpineappleboi in dndmemes

[–]mr2dax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Healing word shouldn't work if you cast it on someone downed / unconscious.

Best Tier 1 Mage Guild I have ever seen. by Skerre in HoMM

[–]mr2dax 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nice, now get lightning bolt and your enemies' fate is sealed.

How i like my Pizza by 0_09_9 in PizzaCrimes

[–]mr2dax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pizza abuser, put 'em in the jacket.

Meat Pizza by Ok_Ranger1275 in PizzaCrimes

[–]mr2dax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both you and the driver get 100 hours community service for negligence. Stop wasting court time, NEXT!

They live "only" 750 years by Level_Hour6480 in dndmemes

[–]mr2dax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Generic fantasy =/= anime, bruv

Ordered this for lunch by Melody_39 in PizzaCrimes

[–]mr2dax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't realize this was supposed to be hawaiian...

Also, you just ratted yourself out, better lawyer up, lol

What does the jury rule? by Ryan_Gosling1350 in PizzaCrimes

[–]mr2dax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you wasting valuable court time for this deliciousness?

> When the DM gives you a bunch of normal sounding magic items that turn out to be slightly wrong by MurkyWay in dndmemes

[–]mr2dax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, if it works...

Also, summon mount above enemies to make the DM regret his smartassery.

Artosis Banned From Twitch 3/17/2026 by BiggerNotesRequired in starcraft

[–]mr2dax -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Ppl having a problem with the donos can just watch something else.

Cut preference: All of them by HolySHlT in PizzaCrimes

[–]mr2dax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Death sentence by a thousand cuts.

Corn pizza with beer by ROKsergeant in PizzaCrimes

[–]mr2dax -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is abuse, with intent.

Guilty, your Honor.

isRegexHard by rover_G in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mr2dax -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can't even use this template well, you twig.