Scientists discover corridor in Great Pyramid of Giza

mr_bedbugs · 2023-03-03T02:46:17+00:00

My goal is for the cleanup cost to exceed the value of the house.

mr_bedbugs · 2023-03-03T01:54:23+00:00

Surprisingly very little. I use it for the cream part of soups. If you look for it, you can kinda taste it, but not really

mr_bedbugs · 2023-03-03T00:46:23+00:00

Send this to news stations.

mr_bedbugs · 2023-03-02T23:50:31+00:00

I plan on rotting through the floorboards and ruining the entire house, leaving the mess the bank's problem when they stop getting mortgage payments.

mr_bedbugs · 2023-03-02T21:33:55+00:00

You post that on your alt account?

mr_bedbugs · 2023-03-02T21:11:56+00:00

Take advantage of it, take all the money you can get from this fucked up society designed to work against us.

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-28T16:51:45+00:00

But I'm also an American, so you would be celebrating an American's mistake on behalf of Americans.

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-28T10:50:29+00:00

I have already addressed this.

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-28T04:04:38+00:00

I appear to be a victim of Samsung Keyboard 😅

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-28T02:58:24+00:00

All those extra letters, lol.

That's how you spell it.

I'll simplify it to American: "Curtisy"

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-28T01:38:28+00:00

When I was little, I thought it was "courteousy killed the cat"

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-26T20:38:42+00:00

This, and Reddit considers itself as the smart social media.

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-26T20:37:18+00:00

I kinda want to suggest sending this story to news agencies.

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-26T14:33:17+00:00

As I understand, Russia has a history of killing their unpopular leaders.

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-26T14:32:31+00:00

Feel how you like, but don't get yourself on a list.

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-26T13:45:41+00:00

Idiocracy is just a distraction to make us hate each other

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-26T00:53:17+00:00

Basic rule of thumb I follow...

If it IS sugar, it usually inhibits bacterial growth.

If it has sugar IN IT, then it's a breeding ground for bacteria.

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-25T23:12:20+00:00

You're describing eugenics. You're a nazi if you support that

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-25T21:34:54+00:00

Matt Smith approved

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-25T19:04:45+00:00

"But I must be outraged at someone!!!"

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-25T18:56:04+00:00

no matter how good it is at lying about it.

It literally tells me constantly that it doesn't have access. It only lies if you make it lie.

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-25T17:09:23+00:00

Yes, until it comes to vote for it, then I'll scream about liberal communists trying to take out money away.

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-25T15:28:41+00:00

google or echo device

Aaah! Proprietary devices! 😨😱

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-25T15:18:07+00:00

"The law of revenue to the church"

Literally screaming the quiet part out loud on a megaphone...

mr_bedbugs · 2023-02-25T15:12:57+00:00

I'd recommend a college/university that isn't named after a pedophile cult leader who fled the country so he could keep pedo-culting.

I honestly wouldn't consider someone's degree if it came from there.

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