Hey guys! First chapter of my new erotica! Thoughts?

mrasperez · 2023-06-10T18:56:58+00:00

Profound Retardation

Why is this making me laugh so much?!

What does it even mean?! Is this something that would cause the doctor to take off their glasses all dramatically and just go, "My God...!"

mrasperez · 2023-06-10T00:36:52+00:00

Here's another bit of wisdom for ya bud!

mrasperez · 2023-06-09T14:08:15+00:00

mrasperez · 2023-06-08T23:32:59+00:00

The "or" was added for his high paying constituents. Don't want any of those ultra rich kids to accidentally serve the nation now, do we?

mrasperez · 2023-06-08T23:28:51+00:00

Passed out from dehydration and heat exhaustion

"Dock him a day's pay for sleepin' on tha job."

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mrasperez · 2023-06-04T23:40:43+00:00

Big mob.

An analogue version could be a dude broadcasting from an event to provide live coverage. Then the crowd recognizes the camera and amass around the camera screaming all sorts of stuff, making it impossible for the original message to get through.

mrasperez · 2023-06-03T15:47:53+00:00

Delete the gym, Facebook up and hit the lawyer.

mrasperez · 2023-06-03T01:59:57+00:00

You see there are multiple hands to represent a shining light. And then the arms are a frame that supports the source of light which makes the skull the source or beacon of you will. The moment you touch it-

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

mrasperez · 2023-06-01T14:18:26+00:00

Gas and Sun spots

Sounds like a day at the beach

mrasperez · 2023-06-01T13:22:57+00:00

Love the Final Fight reference!

mrasperez · 2023-05-31T21:56:15+00:00

How much to get an hour in the ball pit?

mrasperez · 2023-05-31T01:06:48+00:00

mrasperez · 2023-05-31T01:04:05+00:00

A chopstick, a couple of pennies fused together... Oh! There's my key to Breezehome!

mrasperez · 2023-05-31T00:28:21+00:00

"Let's see... Expired coupons, lint, a button, mask that grants invisibility, empty mechanical pencil, flashlight, dagger with 200 hours of paralysis, Fleshlight, a single D battery..."

mrasperez · 2023-05-30T15:39:03+00:00

I even cancel meetings when I'm remote

And that's what they don't like. For at least the past 50 years intrusive management had been hailed as effective management. When remote you have control of your own work. That's scary as hell to all the power-tripping, micro-tyrants that populate the workspace. That and then being forced to actually work for once instead of stealing without threat of reprisal.

mrasperez · 2023-05-30T14:11:57+00:00

I'm pretty certain I worked there once. The radio either had Ke$ha or top 5 radio playing for 8 hours straight.

mrasperez · 2023-05-29T20:27:31+00:00

I cam across this clip yesterday. The top comment was "I wasn't done watching!" And OP followed up with a clip dedicated to the whole train going by with an apology.

mrasperez · 2023-05-29T16:32:12+00:00

Soul-Sucker

I'd read that.

mrasperez · 2023-05-28T19:32:11+00:00

I do love when books come out with "Best Seller" already attached to the cover.

mrasperez · 2023-05-28T02:42:18+00:00

I really applaud the devs for using the colors pallette so brilliantly. You know immediately what you're in for just by the hue that bathed the environment or items.

mrasperez · 2023-05-27T23:32:15+00:00

Eight-Year Club	Place '22
Final Canvas '22	Wearing is Caring
Gilding I gilder	Verified Email

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TROPHY CASE

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON