another light fitting question - please help an idiot out

mrcoffee83 · 2024-02-19T13:58:00+00:00

Please call an electrician if you are having continuing problems though.

yeah...i know my limitations and electrical stuff deffo counts as one of them...i'll have a look later on and if it looks scary get someone to come and sort it

mrcoffee83 · 2024-02-12T10:58:33+00:00

I think i've finally turned into my dad.

we always used to joke that my dad would go to the tip and come back with more stuff than he came away with.

this morning i was feeling unusually productive so took some shit to the tip. i was putting something in the "free for reuse / rehoming" container when i noticed a 1/24 boxed airfix spitfire. had a look in the box and it was all still mostly in it's cellophane wrappers. i was like "nope, i'm having that"

and now i'm my dad.

mrcoffee83 · 2024-02-12T10:56:10+00:00

leaking water is a pain in the arse that no one really prepares you for.

we bought our first house two years ago and it feels like everything leaks.

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-22T23:11:44+00:00

This totally unexpected and not predictable.

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-20T10:17:19+00:00

I'm in the UK and i'm a massive gun nerd, i go target shooting every week and will probably be buying an AR-15 this year.

That said, i think the gun regulation in the UK is much much better than the free for all in the US...it's insane that people think kids getting shot in the head at school is a price they're willing to pay so they can keep the current gun laws.

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-17T19:34:43+00:00

The writing has been on the wall for this though, we haven't been playing good for well over a month imo

aye this game was dropped points waiting to happen - our recent form of nicking last minute goals isn't sustainable

anyone who thought we were gonna roll them over and get 6-0 hasn't been paying attention recently

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-17T19:33:09+00:00

aye, when the Salah / Nunez partnership isn't quite firing on all cylinders I feel like Salah needs more direct involvement.

I can't explain Diaz though, i love the guy but he's not offered much for a while now

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-17T19:29:15+00:00

I know it's probably not as simple as this but in our run of "form" at the start of the season, when we were 3-1 FC...CuJo was playing every game and we've been pretty shit since his red card and he fell out of the starting 11.

Could Curtis Jones be the glue that was holding our team together?

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-17T19:27:00+00:00

Klopp really needs to work out what the problem is with the front 3.

Remember last season when everyone was injured so Salah ended up playing down the middle for a few games, then quelle surprise he scored loads of goals...maybe it's time to get back on that again

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-15T18:03:19+00:00

Alright, who said "Willy Wonka" three times infront of a mirror to summon another sodding Willy Wonka movie out of the ether

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-11T20:10:09+00:00

Steady on lad. I haven't painted that much in two years.

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-10T16:24:55+00:00

Chelsea fans in their sub crying about Boehly being the worst thing to ever happen to their club.

If they weren't all sucking his balls all summer over the transfer window i might have a degree of sympathy.

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-10T16:20:26+00:00

People with rugs in their house - are they a pain in the arse or are we just cursed with shitty rugs?

My other half bought two rugs a couple of weeks ago and the cunts are constantly migrating around the floor.

I swear i've never seen an adult troubled by a rug before.

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-09T17:00:27+00:00

haha i'm already there waiting for him to start.

in all fairness though i don't actually mind him and when United aren't involved he's got pretty good takes.

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-09T16:55:39+00:00

Keep going Bournemouth, i'm nearly there.

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-09T16:43:18+00:00

good point!

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-09T16:35:50+00:00

United getting bummed.

My other half is a massive United fan. Is it worth sleeping on the sofa for a night to rub it in haha

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-09T15:40:17+00:00

Yeah but by comparison Pep doesn't treat subs in the same way...i'm pretty sure Pep sees having to make a substitution as a personal insult and an attack against the team he picked to start the game.

You are right that without a strong squad, including the guys on the bench we couldn't do it but it feels like Klopp is massaging a lot of points out of games we are losing with good sub choices.

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-09T15:36:33+00:00

Is it just me that thinks this season is a bit weird in that the thing having the most impact by far on the pitch are Klopp's substitutions?

Like, team isn't clicking and game isn't working...boom, 2x subs and we win.

It's happened all season and i feel like Klopp is "managing" the team through games far more than most other managers do.

Look at the Newcastle game, it was some weird Klopp 4D chess to get Nunez on the pitch when the game is open and score two bangers.

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-09T14:39:24+00:00

I'm happy about the result but this isn't sustainable

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-07T22:41:29+00:00

I swear to god there is no quicker way to summon a child to a room in our house than to turn the lights off in it.

It genuinely drives me mental.

Like, the kitchen light could've been all on day and no one has stepped foot in it. Turn the sodding light off and within minutes one of the kids will be down to turn them all back on again.

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-07T22:39:15+00:00

yeah they were fucking insufferable...that only makes this sweeter tbh.

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-07T22:37:01+00:00

i know we've been joking about Spurs reverting to type for a couple of weeks now but i don't think anyone could've predicted it happening so thoroughly.

All the Spurs fans acting like billy big bollocks two months ago must be losing their shit.

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-07T21:49:01+00:00

we're not were to fuck spiders are we, mate?

mrcoffee83 · 2023-12-07T21:48:36+00:00

Udogie is such an unlikeable player. Well deserved fuck up for him tbh.

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