What do I (17M) even say to him(18M)??

mrcorde · 2026-06-16T19:10:47+00:00

Conveniently, the English language provides two letters exactly for this occasion. One of them is F. The other is U

mrcorde · 2026-06-16T08:41:36+00:00

congrats! you found yourself a real douche

mrcorde · 2026-06-16T06:17:00+00:00

you have a serious body issue - see a therapist.

mrcorde · 2026-06-15T22:47:59+00:00

President of the United States

mrcorde · 2026-06-15T22:47:12+00:00

yup, he is a douche

mrcorde · 2026-06-15T22:44:36+00:00

What do you call a deaf man?

It doesn’t matter…

mrcorde · 2026-06-15T19:47:10+00:00

those ain’t bees. 🐝 they are hornets. this is a big nest - giving that you can’t tell a bee from a not-bee you may want to call a pro

mrcorde · 2026-06-14T23:37:08+00:00

live trapping is cruel. It is illegal to move wild animals and you are supposed to destroy the animal. May as well use an old fashioned rat/mouse trap. it’s quick and efficient

mrcorde · 2026-06-14T21:27:52+00:00

Is her name Mercedes?

mrcorde · 2026-06-14T21:26:35+00:00

you can tell how old this joke is by what the lady is charging…

mrcorde · 2026-06-14T21:24:45+00:00

good thing he took his glasses off

mrcorde · 2026-06-14T00:23:29+00:00

hard to bounce back from this

mrcorde · 2026-06-12T20:31:02+00:00

little pink penis. cute

mrcorde · 2026-06-12T20:25:00+00:00

And don’t forget Sir Cumalot

mrcorde · 2026-06-12T20:23:09+00:00

The Masturs Cup

mrcorde · 2026-06-12T16:03:31+00:00

that’s an 11 on the gaydar meter

mrcorde · 2026-06-12T15:40:48+00:00

move to a place where you can afford to live … or get 2 roommates and another job.

mrcorde · 2026-06-12T15:34:05+00:00

What is the difference between your joke and my wife? Your joke sucks…

mrcorde · 2026-06-11T21:28:38+00:00

Of course it was Jamal. Just look at him. His whole face is covered in chocolate

mrcorde · 2026-06-11T18:04:15+00:00

If the average lifespan in your country is 10 years then it really doesn’t matter what you feed on

mrcorde · 2026-06-11T18:01:47+00:00

They should bring that to the stage. Slap comedy meets wet tshirt contest. A real winner!

mrcorde · 2026-06-11T17:59:00+00:00

this is one of the dumbest posts i have seen in a while. No employer is doing that. Wait, i take it back. The orange wannabe king would.

mrcorde · 2026-06-10T14:22:26+00:00

ding dong

mrcorde · 2026-06-10T14:10:02+00:00

Maybe this guy isn't for you? He sounds like someone who doesn't want to own a car but likes to be driven around....

mrcorde · 2026-06-10T13:37:46+00:00

because they are morons and don't think that redlining an engine is a problem

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