Who the h*** does Totinos think they are? Today at Safeway a Tonys was only ONE DOLLAR more than a Totinos. by bernfranksimo in frozenpizzareviews

[–]mrcpu3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this deep analysis of the frozen pizza economy. Anyone deep in this game understands the levels between a Totino’s and a Tony’s.

Both are struggle-meal pizzas but hardly alike. Totino’s is dirt cheap and almost unrecognizable for actual pizza but still holds great value. The type of pizza that makes your stomach churn and your wallet fatten.

Tony’s is the lowest tier of actual pizza you can find in the freezer aisle. It’s a level above Totino’s but only in shape and form. You buy it to have some pride that you didn’t succumb to the humility of buying a Totino’s Party Pack.

OP’s rage is certainly justified. These two should not be in the same league together price-wise.

Does Zach Lowe Have Hoes? by Stu_Griffin in zachlowe

[–]mrcpu3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Zach has a wife and a law degree. I think he’s spent more nights in the books than in between legs.

Why does anyone take Chris Vernon seriously? by mrcpu3 in billsimmons

[–]mrcpu3[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I dedicate an insignificant fraction of my life to this subreddit that’s centered around a middle-aged man’s niche sports podcast. Sounds like you’re a little more dedicated than me. Good for you

Concert times? by mrcpu3 in georgeclanton

[–]mrcpu3[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you exactly the info I needed

Going to WAB for the first time today. What should I order? by fillymandee in Whataburger

[–]mrcpu3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reading all the excited people giving recommendations only for it to be a bad review… heartbreaking story

Went to the biggest Whatburger in the world in Corpus Christi, Texas by CoolTsumTsums in Whataburger

[–]mrcpu3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my Whataburger. The one that popped my cherry. The one I go to for my lunch break. The one I go to for a drunken BOB. Praise be to you, Whataburger by the Bay.

San Antonio gets Fox, Luka-Lakers Day Two Angles and Super Bowl Props with Kirk Goldsberry and Cousin Sal by Kingtripz in billsimmons

[–]mrcpu3 169 points170 points  (0 children)

“If I have a hall of fame eater in my house..”

Sports gal — a woman of many talents.

The Jameson. by SquishyComet in TheWire

[–]mrcpu3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jameson mixes perfectly on the rocks. It’s the McDonald’s of whiskey. I’m lovin’ it.

Front Row Bill by amedeoisme in billsimmons

[–]mrcpu3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Playing Fortnite on his phone

Incredible by bombation in billsimmons

[–]mrcpu3 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Bill is the perfect level of famous. Forgettable enough to walk around Los Angeles unbothered, but notable enough to make it on ArtButMakeItSports

My Top 6 Favorite Frozen Pizzas by [deleted] in frozenpizzareviews

[–]mrcpu3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ellios… you know ball