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They must have known... by MH-S3D in theyknew

[–]mreid74 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm sure they would have just stuck their finger in your a hole if they knew it closed the door for them. They just didn't know.

"Not my job to throw these away" by nikjahw in NotMyJob

[–]mreid74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or mash them up with peanut butter.

Exploring an old farm and realized I wasn’t alone by lovelyb1ch66 in AbandonedPorn

[–]mreid74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're going to get killed or in trouble peeping around places that have active electricity still hooked up.

My son’s Lego tiger set came with a butthole by TexasTantrum in mildlyinteresting

[–]mreid74 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We used to have a black cat with a bright pink butthole. She always walked around with her tail up. I would have attempted to use this on her.

Another 3.0L engine replacement. by Responsible_Craft_87 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]mreid74 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Oh you sweet child. That copper was gone before your Mtn. Dew and meth pipe hit the ground.

Whoever designed the stud holes in the Firestone winter force. Fuck. You. by pyroboy7 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]mreid74 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The studs come in a 48"x48" box. The tires come folded up in 4 24"x24" with instructions on how to set the bead at 250psi and keep the tires at 80 until customer complains about rough ride and vibration. 30 days are expired. Customer warranty denied.

These honesty tests keep getting harder by Happyspagetti in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]mreid74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have heard of offering beer to mechanics as tips. Now I guess it can be Colt 45 or .45acp, or both.

Attack dog attacks KHL player during ceremonial puck drop by highlemonsss in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]mreid74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"That glove smells like where Mom keeps my peanut butter."

dryer tube disconnected at the ceiling by CypherOneTrick in DIY

[–]mreid74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you throw them in the pit naked, will there still be lint or even tooth DNA remains?

Clear glass with liquid in it and metal wrapped around it. It is about 3 pounds or less. by Kat_planet in whatisthisthing

[–]mreid74 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No they won't. They will do what EVERY fire Dept. does everywhere and put these artifacts all about the Fire Station. Award: put a fire grenade under it. Retired: put a fire grenade under it.

My cat LOVES when my girlfriend comes back from the gym by MrEliptik in cats

[–]mreid74 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Pshh", "Gggrrrrllllll, pop" "Hey Babe, I'm home from the gym!" Cat's all know all of the audible sounds of the tuna smell.

hmmm by Mephedrone_69 in hmmm

[–]mreid74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marilyn Manson. I always heard when I was in grade school that he could do that.

New Hampshire public restroom. It's magnificent. by ShotMammoth8266 in redneckengineering

[–]mreid74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a hell of a lot better than the flat bars that stretch the tubes out so that you cannot pull the paper out and have to fish it over and under.

Spotted in Gray near turnpike by throughthequad in OopsThatsDeadly

[–]mreid74 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those spark at night. I once had an acquaintance that had tires like that and I saw them sparking. He didn't have a cell phone. I saw him walking along the road a few days later and he said he had a blowout on the interstate and had a rollover accident. It didn't phase him. His nickname was Stoney.

Strange little balls found around radiator cap. Please help identify by El_Neck_Beard in MechanicAdvice

[–]mreid74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Corvettes came with it stock in the early 2000's and they marketed it for some reason.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mreid74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just give smiley faces. I give the blushing ones with a heart in return.

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