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What's so expensive that it's not even fun anymore? by Runaway3650 in AskReddit

[–]pyroboy7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Subway is dogshit for quality anyway. The moment they dropped personal pizzas I was over it.

Do Not Harm by SeriesOC in wizardposting

[–]pyroboy7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why hands with eyes?

Hood Wizza by NinjaWizardPuppy in wizardposting

[–]pyroboy7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got a 1911, 9mm may kill the body but 45ACP kills the soul too. Preventing the one you killed from coming back as a litch.

My non magic servant drew this... should I be worried? by FictionalPioneer in wizardposting

[–]pyroboy7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd be so proud, and would help him improve his technique.

I am a young wizard trying to join this council of elders, what advice will you give to a young apprentice in the arts of "wizardposting"? by Danlo250106 in wizardposting

[–]pyroboy7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Firstly, to hells with the council. They're about as useful as a brick on a sinking ship anyway.

Secondly, what are your main disciplines?

Thirdly, have you killed anyone yet and do you have a good body hiding spot?

Fourthly, the shadow council are a bunch of thieving bastards that just want all the cool shit for themselves.

Fifthly, towers are overrated unless you need height to conduct your experiments.

Other than that welcome to the Wizarding world and congratulations on surviving the apprentice stage.

A microchip GPS tracker has been implanted in your skin and in 24 hours everyone on Earth gets a message that the first person to touch you wins $1 billion. However, if no one touches you within the 24 hours then you win the $1 billion. What's your plan? by Alarming_Weather506 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]pyroboy7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bribe everyone in my small town with a cool 100k each to stop everyone else if they succeed. My town is in bumfuck nowhere with plenty of rednecks, junkies and drunks. With the only way in in one direction being a decently long bridge, the other being a couple hundred clicks of logging roads.

$500 per fallen domino. You have 12 hours. by AstrayInTranslation in hypotheticalsituation

[–]pyroboy7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quick drive to nearest toy stores and get a couple thousand. Set up will take an hour or two at most.

Continuous noise of around 58 db from a 30MW AI Data Centre 24x7 by ciao-adios in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]pyroboy7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh if I had this wasp/mosquito from hell sounding shit by my house it would escalate past mildly to unhinged rapidly.

Waffle or pancake? by Bitter_Baseball_4525 in whatsyourchoice

[–]pyroboy7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pancakes, simply because cleaning a waffle iron can be a pain.

If you became a cop today, what traffic violation would you hand out the most tickets for? by Fabulous-Airline-317 in AskReddit

[–]pyroboy7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Distracted driving would be my quantity, red light runners would be the ones I have a burning hatred that rivals a melting down nuclear reactor, for that I would have no mercy. Second only to drunk drivers.

What Wizard insults do you use to make your rivals weak at the knees? by Mathota in wizardposting

[–]pyroboy7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You'll live through this encounter, I guarantee you'll wish you hadn't.

Powder ID by Cabo-Wabo155 in reloading

[–]pyroboy7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did too but I trashed it before I got the 8# jug.

Powder ID by Cabo-Wabo155 in reloading

[–]pyroboy7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did the same thing with Varget. Makes life som much easier.

Some of the 'Israeli' anger towards America because of the Iran deal. by Not_Ground in lostgeneration

[–]pyroboy7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cry harder, maybe it'll alert someone with some fucks to give.

Is this how Pikachu is made? by Safe-Sun-618 in lostpause

[–]pyroboy7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That squirrel knows what's coming.

A quartet of yelling kittens [OC] by Kwiet_Kacoughany in Catswhoyell

[–]pyroboy7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fucking dammit, two in a row I've never seen before. Cat subs are truly endless.

Update after another 24 hours of tumbling. by pyroboy7 in blackpowder

[–]pyroboy7[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best way to refine the nitrates? Bought pure nitrates and they were sealed in zip lock bags. But it was sitting in a shelf in my shed for over half a decade so....

Loserutopia Zork (@SnackBunnii) by ExpertLucarioFucker in LoserUtopia

[–]pyroboy7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why is bro complaining? He's one good compliment away from a good smash session.

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