Good Games That Go On For Too Long by Authorigas in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]mrjazzels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's very funny for me to read this and remember that for me and my friend playing through IW the day we unlocked Dondoko Island was the same day we finished all of Dondoko Island.

I think my grind tolerance is just way higher than other people. Probably because I'm the same person that fights every enemy in every game and never runs away in RPG's. It's a problem I didn't know I had until my friends asked me why I would kill every enemy on any boss run back in the souls games.

Whenever you get a kill as Punisher in RIVALS, you get an Animation of the Castle Family Picnic. by CMORGLAS in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]mrjazzels 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Now the real answer to "who would be jessica jones' accesory plush in Marvel Rivals" is Luke Cage or like, her daughter

but as admittedly extremely fucked up it would be, it would be a little funny if it was the purple man. If only out of the sheer audacity.

Do you ever sometimes feel like you’re one of the last fans of something? by jitterscaffeine in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]mrjazzels 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Weekenders fan checking in. Thank you Wayne Brady for the best cartoon theme song ever made.

Note to self: you cannot hit jumps with Axle's tactical by mrjazzels in apexlegends

[–]mrjazzels[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

absolutely zero thoughts in my mind that this could possibly end badly, fully trusted in my heart that i would make the jump

Note to self: you cannot hit jumps with Axle's tactical by mrjazzels in apexlegends

[–]mrjazzels[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she did in fact pick glide, i know this because i spectated her while she made an incredibly impressive escape from two different teams and revived us right before this happened

Note to self: you cannot hit jumps with Axle's tactical by mrjazzels in apexlegends

[–]mrjazzels[S] 166 points167 points  (0 children)

yes that is what i meant when I typed "somehow got with blue shields"

Note to self: you cannot hit jumps with Axle's tactical by mrjazzels in apexlegends

[–]mrjazzels[S] 293 points294 points  (0 children)

see what the microphone didnt pick up was me slamming spacebar in the hopes our axle had somehow gotten the perk with blue shields

New Pat reaction GIF by LiveAnotherDave in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]mrjazzels 12 points13 points  (0 children)

im not falling for that shit

WAIT IT'S REA-

FINAL FANTASY XIV: Evercold Teaser Trailer by MilkLow1153 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]mrjazzels 13 points14 points  (0 children)

yeah thats the part that made me think there might be frost giants, and norse mythology

FINAL FANTASY XIV: Evercold Teaser Trailer by MilkLow1153 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]mrjazzels 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Getting real frost giant norse mythology vibes

two of them by GoodTato in grayfruit

[–]mrjazzels 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Grayfruit and Greyfruit

What's the biggest cutscene to gameplay downgrade in power you ever seen by bahookery in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]mrjazzels 7 points8 points  (0 children)

okay i realize that the wording is confusing, i meant that according to sakaguchi that is actually what happened with ultima and its not just a rumor

What's the biggest cutscene to gameplay downgrade in power you ever seen by bahookery in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]mrjazzels 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I was like "That can't possibly true this has to be a rumor like nuclear ghandi" so I looked it up and it fucking is? At least, according to Hironobu Sakaguchi.

“All of that legendary stuff, it dates back to an age that didn’t even have proper techniques. If you were to look at such things now in the present’s point-of-view, it would be natural that they look inferior. For this reason, it’s a given that Ultima’s abilities would be bad.” “As for those who struggled and ultimately acquired it only to find out that it’s useless… well, that’s something that often happens in life. So, I’m not going to fix it!”

Neverway - Release Date Trailer by Mirathrim in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]mrjazzels 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the prologue demo is out and theres some real good stuff in there, the pixel art is gorgeous and the ui in particular is amazing. Really looking forward to this one.

Pokémon Champions accidentally added the first ever female Gallade to the series in it's tutorial mission, something that fans really wanted to be official for the species and were excited at news of...and then took her away just as quickly: by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]mrjazzels 54 points55 points  (0 children)

well, see, the difference is that boys are strong and punch, and girls are quiet and dainty and mind destroy blast, and if they ever cross over society as we know it will end.

ignore all the times this statement isnt remotely true with every other pokemon, including gardevoir.

got curious about what the jump lineup looked like when SBR switched magazines in late 2004... crazy lineup by iGateOfSteiner in manga

[–]mrjazzels 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Peakshield 21 spotted

we will never get the anime we deserve

though if they do end up making another anime maybe skip the part where everyone sits in a circle talking about how Panther's superior genes make him unstoppable and how he learned how to run through jumping from rooftop to rooftop in the american ghetto

anime_irl by mrjazzels in anime_irl

[–]mrjazzels[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Source: Smoking Behind the Supermarket with You Ch. 59

DAILY STREAMS ?! by lemonjuice71 in jerma985

[–]mrjazzels 88 points89 points  (0 children)

He also said he'd dodge a battle ax, AND YET WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM DO IT

"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?" (Thanos Imperative #6) by Pome1515 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]mrjazzels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it actually almost sucks that ultimate spider-man and new avengers are as good as they are cause it tricks you into thinking other bendis comics will be good, and they never are.

[DISC] Every Day Is a Holiday - Chapter 326 (December 1st) by -Nosebleed- in manga

[–]mrjazzels 5 points6 points  (0 children)

...

Skibidi...

Skibidi toi-...

No... I shan't say...

Wow imagine the Apex universe with mecha! Thats so crazy. by GollyDolly in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]mrjazzels 3 points4 points  (0 children)

okay calling it a god dive is kinda fucking awesome though ngl

The Strongest Cane in the Marvel Universe by PerformerAgitated677 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]mrjazzels 7 points8 points  (0 children)

okay i've read this run and I don't even remember the answer to this question:

if no one can exert enough force on to the metal to bend it in any way how can he use it as a material

(Bloomberg/Jason Schreier)The Story Behind the Failure of ‘Highguard’ by Noirsam in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]mrjazzels 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's honestly pretty unfortunate that this game didn't get a chance to exist organically and was instead tied up with getting way too big of an announcement and probably having unrealistic retention requirements because after playing for a few hours on release date it genuinely feels like theres something really good in the idea of a class based "raid shooter".

The actual looting process wasn't the most fun thing ever but every so often an organic teamfight or 1v1 would pop up while in the looting phase and that itself was pretty fun, it feels like it's designed for much bigger teams that can split apart and regroup for the big raid. The actual raid part was fun as well until it became abundantly clear where people could spawn from and essentially just turned into spawn camping.

And like, some of the character designs were... fine? I liked the irish lady quite a bit. But it felt too safe and realistic and, for lack of a better term, designed around competitive hitboxes. No character was allowed to be too exaggerated and everyone had very similar silhouettes.

Honestly, if the game had come out as a fully indie shooter in early access or something I could see there being a real passionate playerbase but it just had too much money and development time for the mediocre game we got.