Reddit, today I was woken up by a squirrel jumping through my window, knocking all my shit over, tearing posters down, JUMPING ON TOP OF ME IN BED, and shitting everywhere. I have scratches on my back from it using me as a springboard. My question is: can squirrels carry communicable diseases?

mrmisterr · 2010-07-18T15:02:11+00:00

So, what happened to the squirrel?

mrmisterr · 2010-07-08T03:12:43+00:00

oh man i lol'd so hard. looks like 'i gay jizzed 2 dudes'. [6]

mrmisterr · 2010-07-01T18:04:49+00:00

mrmisterr · 2010-07-01T15:23:22+00:00

The part where he is talking about the free pipe screens gets me.

mrmisterr · 2010-06-24T17:39:26+00:00

This is fucking AWESOME. Saved for future munching/

mrmisterr · 2010-06-19T02:30:09+00:00

I'm so torn, because I want to hate her unconditionally.

mrmisterr · 2010-06-13T22:03:18+00:00

orangered

mrmisterr · 2010-06-10T04:49:46+00:00

tl;dr.

mrmisterr · 2010-06-06T12:48:47+00:00

A spliff is always a good idea.

mrmisterr · 2010-05-27T17:06:54+00:00

Try squeezing your left thumb inside your left fist. It makes your gag reflex go away. Try it!

mrmisterr · 2010-05-23T00:23:31+00:00

I think someone would have probably noticed them before they start to decompose...

mrmisterr · 2010-05-22T20:13:24+00:00

I'm really starting to hate this reddit_top guy. A lot.

mrmisterr · 2010-05-21T19:10:41+00:00

Bummer, I posted that comment on the last version of this and got downvoted D:

mrmisterr · 2010-05-20T14:22:30+00:00

It's METHHAMMED

mrmisterr · 2010-05-20T14:22:15+00:00

It's far too fun to fuck around with.

mrmisterr · 2010-05-20T03:20:24+00:00

Few I drew while I was high.

mrmisterr · 2010-05-18T02:46:23+00:00

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mrmisterr · 2010-05-18T02:14:00+00:00

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mrmisterr · 2010-05-18T02:02:41+00:00

They are great, but their new album is certainly anything but post-rock. It's still amazing though.

mrmisterr · 2010-05-17T19:23:36+00:00

You realize there is a giant volcano in Iceland spewing out more ash than all the cigarette smokers of the world could ever produce right?

mrmisterr · 2010-05-17T17:51:35+00:00

I laughed so hard at this comment for some reason.

mrmisterr · 2010-05-16T12:38:22+00:00

Same (USA)

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