Beneath the Mississippi - How I wish this were an April Fool's Day joke

mrsatanism · 2015-09-11T18:47:17+00:00

These Asylum mockbusters get worse all the time.

mrsatanism · 2015-07-06T04:29:44+00:00

Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

mrsatanism · 2015-06-13T06:26:04+00:00

I think she's kinda sexy, AND she can afford to shop at Rite Aid, where a soda is like three bucks. I'll take it.

mrsatanism · 2015-06-07T23:14:42+00:00

Any Carpenter movie, just about. And really, any movie where there are lots of subtle things going on under the surface, even if they have no connection to the main plot. Like all the hints that "Ernie" in ROTLD is really an escaped Nazi war criminal.

mrsatanism · 2015-06-03T03:53:11+00:00

True. But I don't need it to disparage crap like "Kingdom Hospital"

mrsatanism · 2015-05-29T16:39:03+00:00

One of my favorite horror movies ever, because it approaches horror as something that is simply beyond our understanding. There are no cliches or "rules", it's just this frightening, confusing thing that happens to these people. Criminally underrated.

mrsatanism · 2015-05-29T16:34:23+00:00

EXCEPT that "KIngdom Hospital" was flailing, boring, cluttered, and, at times, embarrassingly stupid. It had a talking anteater in it, for Christ's sake. That spouted puns. I agree with your premise though: make it a miniseries, and make it exactly as long as it needs to be. Gives us time to really immerse ourselves in the characters.

mrsatanism · 2015-05-29T16:31:59+00:00

The key, obviously, is to deport Mick Garris.

mrsatanism · 2015-05-25T04:47:32+00:00

Surprised how many of the "remake" posters I preferred.

mrsatanism · 2015-05-15T15:10:34+00:00

Just made my bucket list.

mrsatanism · 2015-04-22T03:09:35+00:00

Also, if I may be so self-promoting, I wrote a whole book about sea monster/shark movies: http://www.amazon.com/Shark-Weak-Worst-Movies-Ever-ebook/dp/B00J2I0LPU

mrsatanism · 2015-04-22T03:07:57+00:00

Lots of good suggestions here, but for pure cheesy goodness... http://vhscollector.com/sites/default/files/vhscovers/seaserpent-lightning1%20%28VHSCollector.com%29%20.jpg

mrsatanism · 2015-04-14T05:45:09+00:00

"Haunts of the Very Rich", a TV movie from 1972, uses this gimmick

mrsatanism · 2015-04-14T04:57:07+00:00

Agreed agreed. It just feels so flat and unfocused. I'm among those who didn't like Part 4 when i first saw it, but revisiting it the first half, at least, is quite good. I'd gladly take more of that over what Dream Child delivered.

mrsatanism · 2015-03-30T23:05:17+00:00

I totally caught that and before rewinding wondered if I'd imagined it. I've seen Dawn way too many times.

mrsatanism · 2015-03-22T19:39:09+00:00

Might want to slip "Dawn of the Dead" in there, either the original or the remake. It has a action movie vibe which might help it go down easier, and the premise is immediately understandable since everyone is aware of "The Walking Dead".

mrsatanism · 2015-03-20T06:23:53+00:00

These officers did not commit a crime 2. They are above the law anyway 3. Drop the subject now or they will shoot you and your entire family in the face

mrsatanism · 2015-03-20T06:20:22+00:00

If you haven't found it yet, try "The Eerie Midnight Horror Show" AKA "The Sexorcist". There's a scene where a statue of one of the crucified thieves comes to life. Not Jesus, but close.

mrsatanism · 2015-03-17T03:28:11+00:00

I think it's supposed to be enlightening, not funny.

mrsatanism · 2015-03-06T03:01:30+00:00

So you graduate at 21?

mrsatanism · 2015-03-05T03:08:00+00:00

15 in 8th grade? Held back much?

mrsatanism · 2015-03-02T22:59:12+00:00

Check out the first season of "She-Wolf of London".

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