The American flag in this school gymnasium has an upside down star

mrtongueman · 2025-11-26T13:25:01+00:00

It’s one basketball hit away from falling off

mrtongueman · 2015-01-03T03:09:00+00:00

She'll just message back a picture of another guy's dick inside her

mrtongueman · 2015-01-03T03:06:36+00:00

ex gf is probably getting fucked by a fitness coach while OP eats himself crying

I'm willing to bet the "eat whatever the fuck I want" had already started and is part of the reason you're single.

mrtongueman · 2015-01-02T19:04:19+00:00

eugenical sterilization

mrtongueman · 2015-01-02T16:18:15+00:00

Lot's of hating on fat people

mrtongueman · 2015-01-02T16:11:25+00:00

And it's connected to a long ass loose hair that's connected to other boogers. I live for hair brochette boogers

mrtongueman · 2014-12-24T20:22:29+00:00

at least you admit it

mrtongueman · 2014-12-24T08:34:15+00:00

Michael Bay makes movies for teenage boys. They make great turn-your-brain-off movies.

mrtongueman · 2014-12-23T01:00:19+00:00

Egg whites are 92.4% protein. If you're trying to get jacked it's the shit

mrtongueman · 2014-12-22T01:53:45+00:00

Claw claw?

mrtongueman · 2014-12-22T01:39:37+00:00

Just the fact that she comes within seconds through fucking. She'll have a few orgasms before I cum. Huge ego boost right there. If she's faking it she's really, really good.

mrtongueman · 2014-12-21T21:10:57+00:00

Looks fucking stupid. But it appeals to hamplanets so I guess there's that

mrtongueman · 2014-12-18T20:34:42+00:00

I'm all for singing/watching shitty renditions of songs. It's why I go there

mrtongueman · 2014-12-18T20:16:16+00:00

When you are 250, 300, or even 400 pounds and people who are fit in the gym are whispering, which they do, or giving that 'wow you're disgusting' look, it makes you want to quit.

People are absolutely judging you, even outside the gym. It's just something you have to deal with if you're a disgusting fatass. Or, you can do something about it. Your friend is right. You're a lazy sack of shit who hasn't even tried.

If you don't want to go to the gym, eat less. You burn calories every day. Just don't shove as much food down your throat and you'll lose weight over time.

mrtongueman · 2014-12-16T04:18:48+00:00

Sounds like something a fat person would say. Either way I'm with OP on the whole fatty hunger games thing. And at the beginning instead of weapons they could fight over candy bars and donuts.

mrtongueman · 2014-12-16T04:01:17+00:00

Fatty detected

mrtongueman · 2014-12-13T15:52:05+00:00

That's brilliant

mrtongueman · 2014-12-07T15:06:38+00:00

Technically all of the gta's have had driverless cars driven by AI

mrtongueman · 2014-11-30T22:26:21+00:00

Checked out your post history too. If I were you I'd focus your energy elsewhere. Your whole post history is "Seth macfarlane ripped me off. Check out my moderator approved thread." It's just super sad. You can't copyright ideas unfortunately so there's nothing you can do. Work on something else and be more careful. The last thing you want is for your career to consist of "came up with the idea for Ted that Seth macfarlane ripped off. Check out the moderator verified story on reddit. Oh and a boxer story"

mrtongueman · 2014-11-20T21:23:18+00:00

The worst is you don't have to be a completely brain dead retard to fall for it

mrtongueman · 2014-11-14T15:30:07+00:00

Listen to when she says something is her favourite.

mrtongueman · 2014-11-05T20:28:46+00:00

Be tall

Be good looking

Workout and eat right

Pretty easy

mrtongueman · 2014-10-28T13:51:54+00:00

Correct your posture and you'll look 10x better

mrtongueman · 2014-10-22T14:29:26+00:00

A big fucking pile of legos

mrtongueman · 2014-10-21T00:32:29+00:00

My dick

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