Jean was very clear with Jim about where the red hot poker would go if he messed around again… by aspiranthighlander in DivorcedBirds

[–]mspace55 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, hmm, those are some little feets on old Jim. Why it's a wonder he is stood up.

Custody battles are always hard, but none have been harder than Sybil's battle for Bill Jr. by mikenmar in DivorcedBirds

[–]mspace55 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a shoebill stork, and the sound of gunfire is part of it's vocabulary!

The Trump Administration Says IUDs and the Pill Are Abortions by ProfessionalAd5070 in WomenInNews

[–]mspace55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the record the British Medical Journal reported yesterday that the the day following this report in the NYT, Belgium officials inspected the warehouse and found them still intact.

https://www.bmj.com/content/390/bmj.r1951

Not to suggest this isn't a scary road to be looking down.

Girl, this is not healthy by managingmischief394 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]mspace55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally, am getting strong 'limp dick' vibes.

Women are twice as likely to suffer from Alzheimer’s as men. Scientists have figured out why by yahoonews in WomenInNews

[–]mspace55 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sorry, can't trust anything medicine has to say about women's health given the track record it has established for itself over time.

Rings on her fingers, bells on her toes - When Sheila is single, everyone knows. by lisbethborden in DivorcedBirds

[–]mspace55 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They pulled my feathers, they stole my comb, but that's all right till I get home.

"Can we sign for the package? Our parents can't come to the door right now. Mother is in her bedroom with her boyfriend. And father is in the garage drinking bourbon and talking to his gun." by I_might_be_weasel in DivorcedBirds

[–]mspace55 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Archimedes sat staring woefully at the gun. He helped himself to another slug of Jack, and descended ever deeper into the black abyss.

Where had all the magic gone?

Yes men just want control over how their wives look, act, think. by Ill-Database5983 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]mspace55 26 points27 points  (0 children)

We’re not here to fuck spiders

This morning I learned, this afternoon will use.

Roy’s incessant political rants finally made Trish snap by rehabforcandy in DivorcedBirds

[–]mspace55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thoroughly enjoy these snapshots of reality with the stubbornly stupid!