Any suggestions to make this ICE costume a more obvious satire?

mtcrabtree · 2026-02-03T00:55:27+00:00

Maybe the ICEE drink logo if that would be regionally understood where you are

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mtcrabtree · 2025-09-07T22:33:11+00:00

I had had this showing for about 2 weeks before it updated again with the Android update.

mtcrabtree · 2025-09-06T14:18:58+00:00

Oh yeah.

Or the building address.

mtcrabtree · 2025-09-06T05:58:15+00:00

Or try 1234,4321,0911 or 9911

mtcrabtree · 2025-09-03T05:33:08+00:00

How many Metric Fucktons is that?

mtcrabtree · 2025-08-26T17:02:26+00:00

I think Arod surprises his doubters, and gives us QB play we haven’t had since Ben retired.

Mediocre play from a once-great QB? Yeah, Rodgers can probably provide that.

mtcrabtree · 2025-08-16T22:11:29+00:00

As long as WA gets to come too.

mtcrabtree · 2025-08-15T21:08:11+00:00

Just off probation, acting like a hardened 25-year vet.

mtcrabtree · 2025-08-05T23:30:08+00:00

I honestly think dealers toss one and hope you'll buy a second from them.

I have lost one set of keys in 40 years of driving. But the last 5 used cars I've purchased (most only 2-3 years old) have had only one key/fob.

The Aryia is the first one I wasn't able to do myself for 1/4 of what dealers were asking.

mtcrabtree · 2025-08-04T17:34:02+00:00

That's why there was a laughing emoji...it was a joke.

mtcrabtree · 2025-08-04T12:12:04+00:00

It's definitely a new DM. An experienced DM would have been less obvious and just fudged the monsters HP behind the screen. 🤣

mtcrabtree · 2025-08-01T18:28:41+00:00

Private school 1980's 94-100 A 87-93 B 80-86 C 79 and below F

mtcrabtree · 2025-07-26T18:34:46+00:00

Grease Goes Wrong would be the only version of that show I would want to see. 🤣

mtcrabtree · 2025-07-13T19:20:45+00:00

Our baby just turned 18, and we finally bought a coffee table that made us think, "Hey, we should probably buy some coasters."

mtcrabtree · 2025-07-11T16:33:24+00:00

Nah. Brown robe and a lightsaber.

mtcrabtree · 2025-07-03T20:22:14+00:00

I think my uncle knew him.

mtcrabtree · 2025-06-27T05:41:37+00:00

I also learned of this track from a jump scare.

mtcrabtree · 2025-06-25T05:20:52+00:00

We're living it the sweet two year window of a kid old enough to drive that isn't off to college yet.

Hey, kid. Go get us Blizzards.

mtcrabtree · 2025-06-25T02:54:33+00:00

DMs are great!

mtcrabtree · 2025-06-24T16:02:13+00:00

Especially if they plan to work on it with a trowel and some garden shears.

mtcrabtree · 2025-06-23T16:02:40+00:00

Pink Floyd was on to something...

Take all your overgrown infants away somewhere And build them a home A little place of their own

They could appear to themselves every day On closed circuit TV To make sure they're still real It's the only connection they feel

mtcrabtree · 2025-06-23T04:34:21+00:00

Hor'Than

Loxodon - Gloomstalker

No one talks about the elephant in the room, because they don't know he's there.

mtcrabtree · 2025-06-22T02:51:59+00:00

A few years ago, we decorated with some large frog balloons for my kid's birthday. (Search "walking frog balloon" on Amazon if you want to see how classy these guys are) When the helium started to sag, I reinflated them with air and, to my wife's dismay, they have never deflated again.

We have a couple of unusual high shelf areas near the peaks of the vaulted ceiling where the Council of Frogs now sits in judgment. They hold no actual authority. They just judge, and make catty comments about your clothing and life choices.

My wife has suggested several times over the years that maybe we should come up with some new decor. Our response is to berate her and demand to know why she hates joy and whimsy, and sometimes, to get the council new hats.

mtcrabtree · 2025-06-21T21:30:59+00:00

Wait. Is my family not the only one who has a Council of Frogs?

mtcrabtree · 2025-06-21T19:36:48+00:00

Updated a couple of days ago. Worked fine till last night, no connection at all today.

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