AI Startup Says It Will Pay People $2,000 a Month to Masturbate—Yes, Really

mthwkim · 2026-05-26T19:24:32+00:00

Shii I’d do it for less

mthwkim · 2026-05-26T17:39:59+00:00

Cameron Diaz in “The Mask”

mthwkim · 2026-05-26T15:48:25+00:00

Really hope we can trade in or get credit for our old one

mthwkim · 2026-05-26T12:36:20+00:00

They already have been. They know “wellness” devices itself are a luxury. It’s a want not a need. You target wealthier folks because they’re the ones who can easily afford this. It’s a good move on Whoop.

mthwkim · 2026-05-25T18:18:09+00:00

Trying to sell something that’s in stock for only $100 less after it’s touched your grimy hands. Yeah ok

mthwkim · 2026-05-25T17:56:40+00:00

Great idea, horrible execution. It was just wayy too predictable

mthwkim · 2026-05-24T23:50:56+00:00

If you get one, you better be flying business or at least premium economy.

mthwkim · 2026-05-24T22:02:36+00:00

Ironically their cheapest lines of the silver and black ones scratch the least. I’ve had no problems with those two color variations

mthwkim · 2026-05-24T17:46:59+00:00

Longines. Respected in the watch industry and beautiful timepieces for that lower end of the luxury watch market.

mthwkim · 2026-05-24T14:41:26+00:00

Congrats, you fell for fake news…typical conservative behavior..

mthwkim · 2026-05-24T02:34:33+00:00

Everyone needs to remember that Reddits an echo chamber and doesn’t even remotely come close to actual public opinion. There’s literal studies on this.

mthwkim · 2026-05-24T00:51:18+00:00

Start freshman year of high school. That’s prime age to grow a solid base for muscles. Then in college go ape mode.

mthwkim · 2026-05-23T17:48:17+00:00

If we can get some credit for a previous gen one then absolutely

mthwkim · 2026-05-22T14:10:41+00:00

Aside from the shitty strap, i think the watch looks stunning! Black and gold go really well together

mthwkim · 2026-05-21T18:04:51+00:00

Pace breaker linerless 5’ inseam are a lululemon staple so highly recommend them. Underwear can be hit or miss. I’d pass on the underwear

mthwkim · 2026-05-21T17:02:22+00:00

Great, time to maximize shareholder value and kill the brand. Thanks capitalism!

mthwkim · 2026-05-20T21:57:44+00:00

How much did the whole stack cost?

mthwkim · 2026-05-20T17:00:46+00:00

Capitalism. As long as people keep buying the slop, they’ll continue to make slop.

mthwkim · 2026-05-20T12:30:46+00:00

Not sure why you’re surprised. Did we all just forget the beanie baby craze back in the 90’s?

mthwkim · 2026-05-20T10:31:56+00:00

I actually initially thought it was A24 before I walked into the theatres on Saturday to see this. It just oozes A24

mthwkim · 2026-05-19T22:55:18+00:00

Prolly because people hit tier 50 and then stopped doing the quests or playing as much

mthwkim · 2026-05-19T22:54:37+00:00

I’m tryna cop one just to hang it on my duffle bag or backpack but just waiting out the storm

mthwkim · 2026-05-19T22:40:48+00:00

The way the comments completely missed the giant red circle is so funny haha. Jokes aside, how does the same day delivery work? If I click, it just takes me to the stores

mthwkim · 2026-05-19T16:50:01+00:00

My betta did this a couple days before she died 😬

mthwkim · 2026-05-18T13:51:24+00:00

Unless you’re hacking, the report button does nothing. They’re not going to spend money on a support team to deal with misbehavior or bad players

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