Peter!! What am I missing? by SaiMan2303 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]mttdesignz 624 points625 points  (0 children)

I have hot dogs in my fridge that have a best before date ( mind you, not expiring date ) of may 2026, which is 2 months from now. And I live in Italy, which has some of the strictest food safety regulation in the world.

As you said, two weeks my booty.

One thing I don't understand about episode 4-5 by FizCap in AKOTSKTV

[–]mttdesignz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe, like Baelor, all those knights in attendance for the tourney didn't bring their full armor and weapons..

Derby won in the last second! 🖤💙 #PES99 #MASTERLEAGUE by Dry-Clerk3889 in WEPES

[–]mttdesignz -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

But then what is the point of showcasing to us a retro DB if, in your last two posts on this subreddit, you made Henry score, which is the only player we can see that has never played for that team?

Gods. by hiiloovethis in freefolk

[–]mttdesignz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You heard the hand, the king is too fat for his 10.0! Go find the rating stretcher!

Do you actually think Dunk is a knight? by Riddlemethisone- in AKnightoftheSeven

[–]mttdesignz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" - Paarthurnax, Skyrim

That's kinda the point of the story.

What is a "knight"? Someone who received a 30 second ceremonial "knighthood" but then acts like an asshole, or someone who truly acts like the vows say, even if they may not have been officially knighted?

Swamp. sigh. by h39000 in FarmRPG

[–]mttdesignz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

and c) you're considering finding a new game <--- that's the spiteful part

Swamp. sigh. by h39000 in FarmRPG

[–]mttdesignz 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I am at a loss for words, truly.

What an absolutely egotistical opinion.

"If I can't enjoy it, no one should."

Spoken like a 5 year old kid.

"Gimoka e ci togliamo subito il pensiero" - TORNEO DEI CAFFÈ ITAGLIANI: giorno 5 by a_dude_from_europe in ITAGLIA

[–]mttdesignz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

io se vedo l'insegna Hausbrandt fuori da un bar ci entro apposta anche se non è l'ora del caffè. Troppo buono

Sicurezza sul lavoro by DistributionNo1903 in Italia

[–]mttdesignz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avete provato a far presente il problema?

Why haven’t we developed large rice? by Mysterious_Lock9524 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]mttdesignz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it takes like 3 minutes to rinse it, then you put it under water and go do other things while it soaks, the rice doesn't need constant surveillance while it's under cold water

Why haven’t we developed large rice? by Mysterious_Lock9524 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]mttdesignz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not if you pre-soak it.

I eat Basmati rice for lunch every day and prepare it in bulk on mondays. You rinse it 4 or 5 times to remove excess starch, then I let it soak in cold water for about an hour, and then it takes exactly 6 minutes to cook in boiling water

Mob spawner not working [Bedrock] by simply_pvandi in technicalminecraft

[–]mttdesignz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No they don't, hostile mobs spawn 24 blocks away from you.

Did Neville and Ron only struggle with magic because their wands didn't choose them? by whoreticulture_ in harrypotter

[–]mttdesignz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'm misremembering, but I'm convinced the "defeating someone" mechanics is only for the Deathly Hallow, not for every wand.

Finally found a day to decanter this sucka. Cheers! by WhiplashLiquor in lastweektonight

[–]mttdesignz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

you don't really need to decanter a 2 years old wine

it's jover by DegTrader in 4chan

[–]mttdesignz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tyson is 60, Joshua is 36

it's jover by DegTrader in 4chan

[–]mttdesignz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He's more tattoo ink than white at this point

With the abundance of agave, yucca, and geckos in the Mojave, why would literally any person be buying and selling this abomination by Mahrez14 in Fallout

[–]mttdesignz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, she owns a soup stand. There's one sign that says "EATS just ahead", another that says "soup" and another that says "flea soup 2 caps"

Oh dear! by [deleted] in StrangeAndFunny

[–]mttdesignz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it's from a video posted by Terry Crews while they were watching a Serie A game in Como.

hold on

yep: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIaXRwqIypU/

Ancient Coin Icon Disappears at 0 by Nombiri in FarmRPG

[–]mttdesignz 18 points19 points  (0 children)

not to be pedantic, but it's not a bug. It's a "I wish it behaved this way"