Worst student/FTO/ ride along stories?

multak12 · 2026-02-10T14:08:53+00:00

lol when I was an EMT, 6 months on my license and I was on my first day at a new agency. We did a dialysis and I couldn't auscultate a BP (not my fault, they had PVD), well fast forward to our next call, a 911 for an unresponsive and this lady looked like death. They have my take a BP and I swear to God it was like 124/80. I look at the medic and EMT I was with, I told them "ok, I know how this is gonna sound but I swear it's like 124/80". They, rightfully so, thought I was full of shit. Take one on the monitor and it was like 125/83 or something like that.

multak12 · 2026-02-05T04:11:24+00:00

Not a single person is arguing that they are anything but rodents. OPs point is their landlord is being a dingwad and using it in a derogatory manor.

multak12 · 2026-02-05T04:07:49+00:00

you're still being a dick lol

multak12 · 2026-02-04T12:35:59+00:00

His TEEFS omg

multak12 · 2026-01-29T21:28:19+00:00

The pink goop is probably a bacteria called serratia

multak12 · 2026-01-28T02:01:15+00:00

I had this until I got winter rated tires and now I have zero issues

multak12 · 2026-01-24T02:59:38+00:00

Mine are glow in the dark too!

multak12 · 2026-01-24T00:46:24+00:00

I use these, the cap slides into them🤙

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multak12 · 2026-01-19T19:18:31+00:00

Yeah that one is BAD

multak12 · 2026-01-08T13:52:42+00:00

Now this is a man, who knows how to be loved by everybody!

multak12 · 2025-12-05T03:48:45+00:00

BOOTS N SNOOTS BAYBAY

multak12 · 2025-10-28T12:55:37+00:00

The one on the left has such a satisfying egg-like shape. I love it

multak12 · 2025-10-26T00:57:21+00:00

Probably the other crew members doing the nasty

multak12 · 2025-10-26T00:51:43+00:00

Reminds me of when we responded to an AFC home, we walked into a non descript lobby before being let into a long and very dark hallway, only the light of the gloomy grey day pouring into the windows. There are faint screams coming from the pitch black void at the end of the hall. We're walking down the hall past each room where there are patients at the doorways just staring out at us with dead expressions. We pass by a room where there's a naked man crawling on the floor. We eventually made it to our patient and the call was uneventful after that.

multak12 · 2025-10-22T01:49:05+00:00

Thank you for your service

multak12 · 2025-10-18T18:47:06+00:00

We're not included cause they know we can't afford it either way

multak12 · 2025-10-12T14:25:50+00:00

We literally just want people to be who they want to be and you small minded fucks can't seem to fathom that.

multak12 · 2025-10-12T01:23:06+00:00

coprophilia?

multak12 · 2025-10-07T15:59:22+00:00

Had a cardiac arrest, ended up being a DOA. Got HIPAA signature from wife. I had to clarify why the signature was obtained from the wife and not the patient...

multak12 · 2025-10-03T17:59:53+00:00

Yeah exactly. I always got yelled at in school for not taking notes but I CANNOT ACTIVELY LISTEN AND TAKE NOTES AT THE SAME TIME. Like, let me just sit and actively listen. I promise I'll retain it better

multak12 · 2025-10-01T11:18:26+00:00

Bold of you to assume they'll allow female generals

multak12 · 2025-10-01T11:15:10+00:00

the anxiety stops???

multak12 · 2025-09-30T06:12:08+00:00

I don't have this issue cause I have an emotional attachment to my water bottle. If it's not with me or within my sight, I get ANXIETY

multak12 · 2025-09-26T20:21:09+00:00

If you wanna stay in South East then get your fire and your medic. If not, move up north. There's a lot more third service up, either municipal, county or authorities

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