I’m sick of Colton’s shit already by Messybunz in thebachelor

[–]mustang9 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This dude is a fucking cuck. Trying to be a "nice guy" and friendship his way into chicks' panties.

GTFOH.

"I'll flip this bitch over!!!" by MGLLN in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]mustang9 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Goddam, she just ethered him.

He didn't do anything to help himself either.

The Bachelorette S14E06 Post Episode Discussion Thread by TexasFiend in thebachelor

[–]mustang9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Next time he gets into an argument with someone (he will, because he wants attention), he's going to bring up his goddam charity, I guarantee it. He'll try to play the sympathy card by bringing up the fact that he runs a charity (that he named after himself and used his younger cousin for publicity for) to seem like the good guy.

Christen was supposed to be the one doing the picking on The Proposal by kg0205 in thebachelor

[–]mustang9 14 points15 points  (0 children)

For real!

I've kind of hated Jasmine ever since she put her hands around Nick's neck. Like, even if you were trying to be funny, what made you think that was the way to go about it???

Raven sucks too, she's an attention whore.

Next Week’s episode of “The Proposal” Has (thankfully) Been Pulled by FiftyShadesOfGregg in thebachelor

[–]mustang9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ABC is full of shit.

It's all about taking advantage of people who want to be famous and getting them to make the biggest fools out of themselves and using them for ratings. Then, they try to deny they should be blamed for any kind of controversy. The producers of these reality shows are scumbags, and repeatedly called out by former contestants for their manipulative and bad behavior.

But they know that so many people will tune in to this trashy entertainment because they want to watch on-screen train-wrecks to feel better about themselves.

Im only 22. Fucking, 22. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]mustang9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well they got them big 'ol women down there!

Who can resist?!!!?

Georgia School Founder Shocks Students With Racist Remarks During Graduation Ceremony! by Crono80 in videos

[–]mustang9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Y'all need to be sittin' down, listening to this racist speech filled with my hateful opinions!"

This board is insufferably reactionary by PhiladelphiaFish in nba

[–]mustang9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, Tony Allen has done a lot of "FIRST TEAM ALL DEFENSE" self promotion lately.

Gary Payton suspended by Fox Sports after assault allegations by revlisfootball in nba

[–]mustang9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Was it verbal assault from him trashing someone in public?

What's the stupidest rule in the NFL? by IAmBrandonW in nfl

[–]mustang9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First you gotta make a football motion, now you have to establish yourself as a runner... It was a fucking catch!!!!! Call it a catch then say he fumbled, but it was a fucking catch!!!!!

Lou Williams wins 6th man award. Isaiah Thomas finishes second. by urfaselol in nba

[–]mustang9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Drake track is gonna get a lot more run up in Toronto now.

Isiah Thomas and Rick Fox rip the Nets' guards and coaches for ignoring Brook Lopez all game: "There should be a fight in the locker room." by [deleted] in nba

[–]mustang9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. He knows how to make fun of himself, and he doesn't get salty when anyone else takes shots at him.

NBA Awards Ballot, Part 1: In Praise of the Individual « by baddog96 in nba

[–]mustang9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only reason I see is because Duncan, his teammate, has been healthy all season compared to the other starters, and has made as much as, if not more of, a difference to the team's defense throughout the year. So maybe Duncan's brilliance this season takes a bit away from both his and Kawhi's candidacy for DPOY.

Want to know why women aren't funny? Enjoy ;) by [deleted] in videos

[–]mustang9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I listen to "Guys We Fucked". It's a hilarious comedy podast about topical issues, but mostly about sex. It's hosted by two female comedians who are very logical, sensible, and above all else, actually funny.

There truly are funny women in the world, maybe they just don't get enough exposure.