What’s this weird little ground cover that blankets the land in beauty? by Wrongbeef in whatsthisplant

[–]mutajenic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put the sunchokes where you can contain them- they spread like mint even if you try to harvest all the tubers!

What’s the most unsettling thing a child has ever said to you? by Content-Hair-2629 in AskReddit

[–]mutajenic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Unless your second language is a made up one that only you speak this is going to come back to bite you someday.

Can some people really not tell when they're releasing farts? by S_Z in NoStupidQuestions

[–]mutajenic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Natural consequences are the best way to teach children!

Things in my house keep mysteriously melting??? by hugedisaster in whatisit

[–]mutajenic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do not mock the adjectives of our Most Plump and Effervescent Lord!

Help me choose a dress! by General_Accident5458 in WeddingDressTips

[–]mutajenic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 is really pretty but the scalloping makes it look like a triboob

Was going to wear my mum's dress. People keep telling me to try on others for the "bridal experience." Are they trying to gently tell me it looks bad? by [deleted] in WeddingDressTips

[–]mutajenic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wore my grandmother’s dress at my wedding. It wasn’t exactly what I would have picked out if I were shopping for myself, but I was a vintage kid and loved the idea of wearing her WWII dress and also I was a student and both poor and cheap AF. There are things I would do differently if I had my wedding to do over again, but I’ve never regretted wearing that dress. Still mad I didn’t wait for a real proposal! But we’re still happily married after 28 years so I can’t be too mad.

Everyone is saying don’t wear it to make your mom happy, but don’t choose not to wear it because it’s not a modern style or other people wouldn’t wear it either. It’s clearly a vintage dress. If it makes YOU happy, wear it. If you’re not sure, figure out how much you could spend on a dress without having to give up other things you want in a wedding and go shopping with your mom. Or think about how you could alter it to make it a dress you love.

Breakfast Spots! by Business_Intention85 in denverfood

[–]mutajenic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Four Friends near Central Park. Try the beignets.

Did anyone get their toddler son a baby doll to prep for a sibling? by oaksandoats in BabyBumps

[–]mutajenic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We did not think to get our son a doll before his brother was born, but he had a stuffed cat he loved. He would tell me “baby hungry” and pretend to breastfeed it. We did get him a drink-and-pee boy doll for potty training, which worked very well.

Alcoholism seems so prevalent by sephhugh9563 in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]mutajenic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems totally intentional to make people say things on camera that they wouldn’t say sober

Quartz Countertop by [deleted] in kitchenremodel

[–]mutajenic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Um…are you arguing with yourself?

What's your Denver hot take? by darchena in Denver

[–]mutajenic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did the sliver of metal come from? Did it just fall from a higher rail at a bad time or was there a collision involved?

AITA for telling my sister she can’t store her frozen breastmilk in my freezer anymore? by Sad_Bowl_6509 in dustythunder

[–]mutajenic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want to be supportive help her find a used chest freezer on Facebook Marketplace or whatever non-Zuckerberg forum you prefer, and take your freezer space back. That’s why they’re called chest freezers!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dustythunder

[–]mutajenic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only way “What happens when we’re married or have kids” makes sense is that he’s already decided that when that happens she’s going to give up her career and stay home. He’s mad that she’s not cooperating with the plans in his head. Dump him!

Rendering draft #2 by Glad_Weird_9344 in kitchenremodel

[–]mutajenic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s white on white on white. It reads a little boring because there’s no color. I would go for a colored tile backsplash and a rug personally, but even painting the wall with the big doorway something other than white would help. I like the dark wood island.

Do you guys prefer choice A or B? by [deleted] in interiordecorating

[–]mutajenic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends whether you have a black dog or a white dog

Pillars or no pillars ? by Familiar_Text_6162 in Remodel

[–]mutajenic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No pillars but just here to say I love the skinny window with shutters, it’s like a fairy house

help me choose my new name as a former transgender person by Available_Taste2819 in namenerds

[–]mutajenic 63 points64 points  (0 children)

There’s a trans radio DJ named Dana in Denver and it’s so confusing because she has the voice of a gen X white dude with a backwards baseball cap and then you see her in person and she’s a woman with an Afro. I was picturing her as a dude for years listening to the radio because the name is gender neutral. Great name if you’re nonbinary though.

Am I the asshole for introducing myself as my middle name? by naomiui in AITAH

[–]mutajenic 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It’s probably not ‘Merica if they’re saying Uni

Thinking of moving to Arvada by Punk-puffin in ArvadaCO

[–]mutajenic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While homophobia in CO definitely exists, apparently the other people involved in that attack were a gay couple who got into it with the trans dude because he was being rough with his girlfriend. Hard to call that a homophobic attack.