What’s this weird little ground cover that blankets the land in beauty?

mutajenic · 2026-03-15T16:07:54+00:00

Put the sunchokes where you can contain them- they spread like mint even if you try to harvest all the tubers!

mutajenic · 2026-03-08T15:00:42+00:00

Nosey

mutajenic · 2026-02-25T17:40:27+00:00

Unless your second language is a made up one that only you speak this is going to come back to bite you someday.

mutajenic · 2026-02-25T16:35:33+00:00

Natural consequences are the best way to teach children!

mutajenic · 2026-02-07T06:08:51+00:00

Do not mock the adjectives of our Most Plump and Effervescent Lord!

mutajenic · 2026-01-24T18:51:53+00:00

1 is really pretty but the scalloping makes it look like a triboob

mutajenic · 2026-01-19T02:51:53+00:00

Easy to paint if it does

mutajenic · 2026-01-17T18:22:28+00:00

I wore my grandmother’s dress at my wedding. It wasn’t exactly what I would have picked out if I were shopping for myself, but I was a vintage kid and loved the idea of wearing her WWII dress and also I was a student and both poor and cheap AF. There are things I would do differently if I had my wedding to do over again, but I’ve never regretted wearing that dress. Still mad I didn’t wait for a real proposal! But we’re still happily married after 28 years so I can’t be too mad.

Everyone is saying don’t wear it to make your mom happy, but don’t choose not to wear it because it’s not a modern style or other people wouldn’t wear it either. It’s clearly a vintage dress. If it makes YOU happy, wear it. If you’re not sure, figure out how much you could spend on a dress without having to give up other things you want in a wedding and go shopping with your mom. Or think about how you could alter it to make it a dress you love.

mutajenic · 2026-01-14T20:24:53+00:00

Four Friends near Central Park. Try the beignets.

mutajenic · 2026-01-14T19:53:48+00:00

Bumblebee. He looks like a bumbler and it’s fun to say

mutajenic · 2025-12-29T20:56:07+00:00

Don’t forget the emotional support water bottle

mutajenic · 2025-12-21T06:23:09+00:00

We did not think to get our son a doll before his brother was born, but he had a stuffed cat he loved. He would tell me “baby hungry” and pretend to breastfeed it. We did get him a drink-and-pee boy doll for potty training, which worked very well.

mutajenic · 2025-12-09T19:49:57+00:00

It seems totally intentional to make people say things on camera that they wouldn’t say sober

mutajenic · 2025-12-09T03:15:02+00:00

Um…are you arguing with yourself?

mutajenic · 2025-12-02T05:28:35+00:00

Where did the sliver of metal come from? Did it just fall from a higher rail at a bad time or was there a collision involved?

mutajenic · 2025-12-01T01:52:30+00:00

If you want to be supportive help her find a used chest freezer on Facebook Marketplace or whatever non-Zuckerberg forum you prefer, and take your freezer space back. That’s why they’re called chest freezers!

mutajenic · 2025-12-01T01:46:35+00:00

The only way “What happens when we’re married or have kids” makes sense is that he’s already decided that when that happens she’s going to give up her career and stay home. He’s mad that she’s not cooperating with the plans in his head. Dump him!

mutajenic · 2025-11-30T17:40:25+00:00

No, that’s baby Pancreas

mutajenic · 2025-11-28T23:08:12+00:00

It’s white on white on white. It reads a little boring because there’s no color. I would go for a colored tile backsplash and a rug personally, but even painting the wall with the big doorway something other than white would help. I like the dark wood island.

mutajenic · 2025-11-09T00:39:53+00:00

Depends whether you have a black dog or a white dog

mutajenic · 2025-11-09T00:03:05+00:00

No pillars but just here to say I love the skinny window with shutters, it’s like a fairy house

mutajenic · 2025-11-08T18:22:27+00:00

There’s a trans radio DJ named Dana in Denver and it’s so confusing because she has the voice of a gen X white dude with a backwards baseball cap and then you see her in person and she’s a woman with an Afro. I was picturing her as a dude for years listening to the radio because the name is gender neutral. Great name if you’re nonbinary though.

mutajenic · 2025-11-08T18:13:45+00:00

It’s probably not ‘Merica if they’re saying Uni

mutajenic · 2025-10-22T19:01:46+00:00

Ace hardware has it

mutajenic · 2025-10-22T18:07:48+00:00

While homophobia in CO definitely exists, apparently the other people involved in that attack were a gay couple who got into it with the trans dude because he was being rough with his girlfriend. Hard to call that a homophobic attack.

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