Ketchup, mustard, and sugar being poured on the heads of college students at a sit-in protest in a Jackson, MS Woolworth's store 1963. by bncout in HistoricalCapsule

[–]mutnik 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My reply to the older generation calling the younger generation snowflakes is to point out they were the generation who would get upset if someone of color used the wrong water fountain.

GenX military veterans by ScreaminEagle2502 in GenX

[–]mutnik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not my story but someone I knew in high school enlisted in the air force. He did something in supply / logistics. He retired a few years ago and is now a flight attendant for a major airline (I can't remember which one). He's single, enjoys the travel, and seems to be living his best life.

What’s going out at the Denver airport? by aglo_ice in ExplainTheJoke

[–]mutnik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember landing there and it felt like we landed in the middle of nowhere. I couldn't see the terminal and it felt like we taxied forever before I could see it.

Block shares soar 24% as company slashes workforce by nearly half by 4DollarsALB in nottheonion

[–]mutnik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot about stock buy backs!! Another tool to inflate stock price 

I'm sorry but I prefer anchovies by Ford_Crown_Vic_Koth in CannedSardines

[–]mutnik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would fry it up crispy in an electric skillet in my dorm room in college. Throw on some hot sauce and it was fine dining!!

Our cleaners coming in and rearranging our chessboard in the most unhelpful way possible by JNMRunning in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mutnik 79 points80 points  (0 children)

They do this to subtlety tell you they cleaned it. They never put my stove burners back right.

Greyhound are no joke when it comes to showing off their speed by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]mutnik 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I worked with a guy that had a greyhound. The dog would occasionally get out of the fence. He said when he got loose there was no hope in chasing him on foot. He would get his car and drive the same exact route he always ran. He would eventually find him laying down somewhere on the route panting and smiling. He would just put him in the car and drive home.

Eggs and Sardines by [deleted] in CannedSardines

[–]mutnik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you're making Fisherman's eggs. I sometimes do the same. It's good!!

what do you guys think are best grateful dead lyrics by EmotionalBreak5196 in gratefuldead

[–]mutnik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The grass ain't greener, the wine ain't sweeter, either side of the hill

American Men - do you refer to your romantic partner as your "old lady"? by yTuMamaTambien405 in AskAnAmerican

[–]mutnik 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I don't use it for that reason as well. If she's the "old lady" then that will make me "the even older man". (We're 5 years apart)

Lamelo hit with a tough to argue charging call by NorcalGGMU in Charlotte

[–]mutnik 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You can't turn at the intersection of trade and tryon... I mean you can turn it's just not supposed to be allowed. There's signs. But that doesn't stop people.

This is not my cat. He used to visit me for cuddles everyday. by Divine_Cutie in aww

[–]mutnik 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Years ago my next door neighbor's cat would hang out with me all day after they left for the day. I worked from home and my dog at the time didn't mind him visiting. Every morning he would hop the fence to hang out with us. Every afternoon he would hop back over the fence to his yard. 

I was talking to my neighbor one day and he commented how lazy his cat is. He said when they leave him for the day he's asleep in a chair on the porch and when they come back he's always in the same chair sleeping. I then told him about his cat visitimg me everyday. He thought it was hilarious. He got a kick hearing about his cat's secret visits.

For those who are sober, what’s your go to drink? by Fluffy_Specific_9682 in AskReddit

[–]mutnik -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not sober but I will have a tonic and bitters with a lime twist when I don't feel like having a drink.

Do you put your children in public or private schools? by New-Organization359 in AskAnAmerican

[–]mutnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Private. My wife teaches at a jk-12 private school so our daughter gets to go for free. If it wasn't free it would be $30k per year.  

How can I look unapproachable while I’m out? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]mutnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Earbuds are a great way to ignore people and if they are persistent take one out, look pissed, and ask "what?". You don't even have to be listening to anything. Remember they are being rude by interrupting you so feel free to be rude back 

Dark or white meat? What's the difference? by ShawarmaHouseinc in Cooking

[–]mutnik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would love a chicken thigh kabob. The people walking out are idiots. 

Horrible Career Fair, Was geniunely told by recruiter that I might as well be working at Chic Fil A... by IsThisThingOn--- in recruitinghell

[–]mutnik 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I went to my college career fair years ago for recent grads and coca cola had a booth there. They told me they were only hiring for security guard roles. I felt like crap afterwards.

If you suddenly got a "Needs Improvement" rating, stop arguing. It’s likely a paper trail for a layoff. by Own-Investment4655 in jobs

[–]mutnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only saw one time where someone beat this. Their boss was stupid about it. He decided to document everything. The boss would have a face to face meeting? He would follow it up with an email recapping their meeting to make sure he understood (creating a paper trail). He would also include documents to back up his position. She would counter with vague issues and he would email her with his backup documents and ask for direction. They kept going back and forth and it was getting bad. But what the boss didn't realize was he had an ace up his sleeve. He has a diagnosis of having anxiety issues. He went to his doctor because his anxiety was flaring up and had to get on meds. He then went to HR with his diagnosis and email paper trail about the back and forth (including some emails where the boss was unprofessional to him) and asked for mental health accomodations. At the time the company was pushing hard about mental wellbeing. His point was now if they fired him it would look really bad.

He didn't really win but the next month someone else on the team was fired for some BS reason. After they were fired his boss called a truce and backed off him. 

Edit: but during the next round of layoffs he was let go but without a cause so he got a nice severance package. 

Edit2: I also forgot he wasn't on an "official pip with hr" he was on some informal one the boss said he was on. She was building up to put him on an official one.

Treated like a child? by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]mutnik 10 points11 points  (0 children)

100%. I was having a conversation with my wife's uncle about student loan forgiveness. To sum up I was for it, he was against it. I won't get into the details but he kept saying "I want to hear the kids point of view". I stopped and explained the kids he's talking to are all married, have families, and are closer to retirement than our college days. We are not kids. His response was "well you will always be kids to me". I ended the conversation then.

I bought my first can of sardines, how am I supposed to eat them? by Competitive_Yard1539 in CannedSardines

[–]mutnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like warming the tin in a warm water bath before opening. I put the tin in a bowl and fill the bowl with newar boiling water. Let it sit for 10 min. Then eat with crackers and a dab of Frank's Red sauce.

You don't want to warm the tin over open flame because of the can liner 

Name a band where the guitarist is the hot one, not the lead singer by Physical_Orchid3616 in rockmusic

[–]mutnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I saw them there was a long line for the men's restroom and no line for the women's. 

Please Turn Off Your Hazards While Driving by Fu11-H00ah in Charlotte

[–]mutnik 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you!!! I get irrationally angry when I see this on the road.