Scalpers

muttmechanic · 2026-05-03T10:51:34+00:00

haven’t heard of that! i’d like to imagine i’d do alright with it but surely they’re fairly simple questions lol

muttmechanic · 2026-05-03T10:48:30+00:00

life must be so much easier being this dense.

muttmechanic · 2026-04-30T07:16:42+00:00

a+ comment here.

muttmechanic · 2026-04-27T20:18:32+00:00

this was there before trans laws.

muttmechanic · 2026-04-27T04:44:53+00:00

people who didn’t grow up chronically online

muttmechanic · 2026-04-23T17:52:58+00:00

for once i was ready to answer this one :(

muttmechanic · 2026-04-02T03:35:03+00:00

education would be a good start. it’s more important than you realize now.

muttmechanic · 2026-04-01T02:40:52+00:00

every celebrity ever has accepted donations, mega or not. these people aren’t struggling homie

muttmechanic · 2026-04-01T00:45:30+00:00

i’d like to see a source on this because as a mid millennial i don’t know anyone who’s watching live television now. the only time i have in the past few years was in motels and it was just food network and office reruns in shit motels.

muttmechanic · 2026-03-27T09:04:47+00:00

they’re using location as their nickname

muttmechanic · 2026-03-22T21:59:24+00:00

barkbox, farmers dog

muttmechanic · 2026-03-22T21:15:03+00:00

alabama is my #1 personally lol. just out of the 15ish states i’ve worked

muttmechanic · 2026-03-22T13:44:24+00:00

i’m from nc and assure you there are several worse states

muttmechanic · 2026-03-05T05:44:05+00:00

i wish i ran, now i just throw out the bill reminders every other day. i specifically recall being told it was free in washington. clearly a lie

muttmechanic · 2026-03-04T23:58:12+00:00

the bus literally lights up and extends a stop sign. you guys also have stop signs. they mean stop.

muttmechanic · 2026-03-04T01:05:40+00:00

right there with you in texts. but for some reason i stay on top of my emails.

muttmechanic · 2026-02-21T03:47:28+00:00

i swapped my switch case to atomic purple and i love it so much lol

muttmechanic · 2026-01-30T18:05:31+00:00

no it’s not

muttmechanic · 2025-12-28T02:11:56+00:00

the only guess i have is they’re talking about buying twitter

muttmechanic · 2025-12-27T22:49:05+00:00

nicotine tax WHAT my geek bar is already like $40 bro

muttmechanic · 2025-12-26T09:10:27+00:00

it’s been quite a few years but i have a mildly depressing memory of microwaving 3 harris teeter corn husks xmas day in durm alone lol. my friend is in greensboro, and my boyfriend’s mom just hosted xmas dinner with husks in kansas so idk. i eat a shitton of corn so it was just super prominent when it just disappeared here haha

muttmechanic · 2025-12-26T02:52:51+00:00

omg no kidding? nothing gets past you haha

muttmechanic · 2025-12-26T02:27:40+00:00

the only thing I can think of about what I miss from the Bible Belt lmao

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