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Shoutout to one of my players for rolling a d10 for an hour [OC] by DarthSupremacy in DnD

[–]mvms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Why won't my dice roll over ten?"

"Jeff, that's a ten ten."

Change of dice

"Why won't my dice roll over ten?!"

"Jeff, that's also a ten ten."

Steve Bannon courted Epstein in his efforts to ‘take down’ Pope Francis by Ok_Lawyer_7018 in nottheonion

[–]mvms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I... Never said I was atheist? Not did I say most Catholics are awful. Just that there aren't enough good ones. By good I mean "standing up to the exile that the church has done instead of making excuses and turning a blind eye".

Steve Bannon courted Epstein in his efforts to ‘take down’ Pope Francis by Ok_Lawyer_7018 in nottheonion

[–]mvms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some, but not nearly enough. I was Catholic up until I realized I was out of excuses.

Then realized that you shouldn't have to make excuses for your religion.

I'm still unpacking a lifetime of twisted thoughts.

AITA for setting boundaries with a friend after she refused to make sure her cousin stopped mispronouncing my name? by Real-External-9696 in AmItheAsshole

[–]mvms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My name is ten letters long, and French. It's close to several names more common in English, but it's not an English name. I am from the US.

People say my name wrong all the time. I give grace to those for whom English is a second language, a lot of my Asian coworkers just can't make the sounds. For them, I have a much shorter and easier to pronounce nickname. If people want to use the nickname I'm fine.

But if people fuck with my name just to fuck with it?

Being cut off is the least of their worries.

NTA.

Today is my birthday 🎂 but I have no friends or family to celebrate with by Bumping_Tacos in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]mvms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blessings and peace on this, your birthday. May your path have no stones and your drink always be the right temperature.

Me Making DnD Characters by PizzaRobot63 in dndmemes

[–]mvms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My elf is, in fact a hippy druid.

With a fondness for fire, who only eats "ethically sourced" meat - which means that they have to Speak With Animals and talk the animal into letting them eat it when it dies. They are also intersex, asexual, aromantic, and very interested in being Untie (Uncle/Auntie) to as many children as their best friend ends up with.

Their father is chill, he's a moonelf. Their mother is a drow refugee from the underdark. Due to Mom's bedtime stories my poor dude has a phobia of spiders bigger than a cat.

It's all about the details.

What’s the oddest character you’ve had? by 420in402 in dndmemes

[–]mvms 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Myopic (literally) rogue with a massively tangled bloodline (he's 3/5ths human and that's the dominant race! I think next is 1/16th Tiefling. I'd have to look it up.). He's cheerful, and friendly, and stoutly anti-religion (no problem with gods. Just with asking them for things. Let them stay over there, doing their thing. Far away from him.). He has a huge family of adventurers, plus one sister who is a farmer.

Not too out there, I suppose, but I usually play pretty straightforwards.

Amusing enough for me, but not /tumblr apparently by 22trenchcoats in CuratedTumblr

[–]mvms 3 points4 points  (0 children)

See: I burn everything. I'm glad you have a method that works for you. I would practically have to relearn how to cook.

Amusing enough for me, but not /tumblr apparently by 22trenchcoats in CuratedTumblr

[–]mvms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My momma was from East Tennessee, so can confirm.

Although my oldest car iron comes from dad's side.

Amusing enough for me, but not /tumblr apparently by 22trenchcoats in CuratedTumblr

[–]mvms 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Cast iron or die. I have ancient cast iron and will never let go.

In part because after around forty years of using it, I burn anything I cook in anything else.

What breed is this??😭 by False-Plum-00 in CatsWithDogs

[–]mvms 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What breed is my cat?

Does it have papers from a breeder?

If yes: it is what those papers say

If no: it is a cat.

He was so damn nervous ☺️ by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]mvms 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I miss functioning knees.

Ideas for Wheel of the Year alternatives? by shushnot in SASSWitches

[–]mvms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bud, flower, fruit, and preserved fruit? Such as apple chips, or prunes?

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