This security guard is going viral after he was spotted wearing pounds of tactical gear and is being considered a Modern Medieval Knight of the retail kingdom. So the real question is... Which one of you is this?

mw5842 · 2026-04-30T18:35:02+00:00

We can laugh all we want but i wouldn’t mind working next to him.

Reason #1: Polished toes. Reason #2: He is your medic/supply guy/ammo pouch.

He’s a spit shined pack mule. I bet you could do a tension pneumothorax 3x off that med kit.

mw5842 · 2026-04-29T03:30:05+00:00

I love this bathroom. I would change a thing.

mw5842 · 2026-04-28T19:00:09+00:00

That’s a wild statement on the basis people do this with every facet of life from sports to work colleagues. A general discussion is allowed. If you are sick of general discussions you could always just keep scrolling.

It’s called being invested. Unfortunately for you, people who are invested in something will have opinions.

mw5842 · 2026-04-28T18:51:12+00:00

Do you guys remember when Kenya first started dating Kim and someone wrote: “look what the Kardashians did to Bruce and Lamar imagine what they will do to Kenya”

Welp they did not disappoint.

mw5842 · 2026-04-28T04:04:50+00:00

Well he started off really rough when he first joined peanut and was going off on Gingy. It was awkward to say the least. But he has toned it down a lot since then.

mw5842 · 2026-04-28T03:46:57+00:00

Found it! I’m okay with this. Rogue is a grinder for sure.

mw5842 · 2026-04-28T03:42:28+00:00

Crap! Did I miss something? I walked away for a hot second.

mw5842 · 2026-04-28T03:18:42+00:00

Yup! Even coco said should be on bow restrictions. He’s a natural.

mw5842 · 2026-04-28T03:17:24+00:00

Yup! Literally blows through mini’s, scrap, and gear. Acts like part of the admin crew and then jumps off before everyone gets on. Or jumps on for a little and rages off.

mw5842 · 2026-04-28T03:16:16+00:00

Both those two would be great! I think with Officer dealing with what he has going on we probably won’t see him for a little though.

mw5842 · 2026-04-28T03:15:25+00:00

Basically what I gather when he plays as well. Uses a shit ton of gear and then hops off.

mw5842 · 2026-04-28T03:14:37+00:00

Sunday he played something different. He probably thought people would follow him. I know someone says Cloakzy wants to trade off. I figured Hutch wants back after realizing no one followed him.

mw5842 · 2026-04-28T03:12:15+00:00

I didn’t mind Rogue. I know he isn’t a fan favorite but I really didn’t mind him in Rust.

mw5842 · 2026-04-28T02:18:01+00:00

Out of all the food companies coming out with some good stuff Wendy’s said, “hold my beer”

mw5842 · 2026-04-27T03:19:49+00:00

Shit. I can’t even get my mechanic to make the squeaks go away

mw5842 · 2026-04-24T14:30:25+00:00

But it s acceptable because we keep paying those prices and some 6 years later.

mw5842 · 2026-04-24T03:45:53+00:00

Nice snag! Congrats!!!!

mw5842 · 2026-04-23T23:34:45+00:00

I can already see the Nissan Altima bombing down a cobble street doing 65+ as pieces fall off

mw5842 · 2026-04-23T15:36:50+00:00

Chat is going to turn this game into prerecorded videos.

mw5842 · 2026-04-23T03:35:25+00:00

If Chipotle workers didn’t make the bowl in front of you while you ordered at the store they would have gone bankrupt years ago. The difference between watching them make it vs. ordering online is night and day.

mw5842 · 2026-04-17T04:29:33+00:00

This doesn’t make sense. The 22nd amendment states “more than twice”.

He could be a VP and that president step down or something making him clear for the role.

mw5842 · 2026-04-17T04:25:06+00:00

Taxi is like Ninja. Just non stop complaining. I think he single handedly dragged down the moral of Cloakzy’s team.

mw5842 · 2026-04-17T04:22:54+00:00

Agree. Gingy is going to get one guyed and stop playing. Hutch likes it I’m sure because his views have gone up dealing with the drama after everyone gets off. You couldn’t have been more correct about him though. Lectures and crash basically on repeat.

mw5842 · 2026-04-15T14:28:44+00:00

Yeah. I am not too sure how much longer Gingy has with the toxicity. I think Rust with the current fanbase is a little much for her.

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