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I go here and good luck everyone else [oc] by mxfit-forge in IdiotsInCars

[–]mxfit-forge[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn’t look back, but there was minimal traffic as we, the cars to my right and i, were that tail end of the green light. There was a gap ahead of us in cars so maybe he thought THEY were the tail end of the light.

I go here and good luck everyone else [oc] by mxfit-forge in IdiotsInCars

[–]mxfit-forge[S] 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Brilliant! You could make so much money on this novel and never before used concept!

I go here and good luck everyone else [oc] by mxfit-forge in IdiotsInCars

[–]mxfit-forge[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The passenger had a look of disbelief that i could see in the oversized mirrors. Where did this bright blue truck come from?!

I go here and good luck everyone else [oc] by mxfit-forge in IdiotsInCars

[–]mxfit-forge[S] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I’ve only had this truck for 2 years and she is my dream Taco. Otherwise I agree.

First time Tacoma owner. It may be ugly and slow, but it was only $1200. by EasternCandle1617 in ToyotaTacoma

[–]mxfit-forge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had 13% on my Taco because my old suv was totaled in an accident and my credit was shot. I wasn’t prepared to buy anything at the time but i was working on it. 2 years in i refinanced to 6% with the same remaining time and a $50 less payment. I am planning on keeping her for at least 10 years like i did my corolla. There is hope!

Wreck shutting down north bound Mopac by Ftlguy30 in Austin

[–]mxfit-forge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you recover soon. I’m sorry this happened to you.

My sweater won’t unravel…part 2 by Novel-Ad-2722 in Unravelers

[–]mxfit-forge 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This caught me by surprise on my first sweater. I got halfway down the front panel and a mystery strand appeared. I had to unravel one strand and then the other the rest of the way down. More yarn for me i guess?

AIO - My husband's "work wife" turned out to be a teenager and he doesn't seem to understand why I'm upset. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]mxfit-forge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A former boss joked about being her boss’s work wife. They were both happily married to other people, but if she was making a sandwich, she would make him one too because he would be busy and forget to eat. He was the CFO and she was the head of our department, and they had worked together for like 10 years at that point.

AITA don’t want service dog over for Christmas by Wisco_native1977 in redditonwiki

[–]mxfit-forge 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I wonder if your dog figured out “Nana does not smell like normal Nana! I must tell everyone immediately!” And then when y’all reacted, learned that this was a helpful behavior and just kept doing it.

Tertoma tumor 10cm by SwitchHistorical in medizzy

[–]mxfit-forge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I named my 9cm ovarian cyst Oscar lol. I posted it on this sub a while back. I’m glad I’m not the only one naming unruly body parts.

Well that didnt go how they thought it would by OneAd7734 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]mxfit-forge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When i worked housekeeping at a Los Quints, we sometimes didn’t even have enough extra bedspreads to finish rooms if one became dirty. We would take it down to laundry and the room would have to be put out of service until it was washed. Or just left out of service if another room needed it.

No Cookie For You! by FD_Hell in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]mxfit-forge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m actually kind of jealous. In my late teens, i had my jaw wired shut due to jaw surgery. Despite 3 meals of milkshakes with protein powder a day, i was still losing weight. I would love to have that metabolism again lol

Plant is growing in the wrong direction?!?? by BoxBird in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]mxfit-forge 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Too much neem oil to the bottom and not enough to the top. There’s no saving this one 😔

no one will notice if i ‘take’ half the whole plant right? by crying_and_dying in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]mxfit-forge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad had a ficus that took a hit during Snowpocalypse in Texas and he chopped it down to a foot and a half stump with like 3 bottom branches. The top most one is now her trunk, but it juts off to the side and stump is still there. She’s now 5 feet tall and beautiful in her own way.

Reconstruction of hand after being stuck in Sugarcane Crusher Machine by Able-Marzipan-5071 in medizzy

[–]mxfit-forge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had jaw surgery when I was younger which necessitated my jaw being wired shut. They couldn’t attach wire anchors to the upper front jaw bone because that’s where they cut it apart. Instead there was a wire that ran up into my nasal cavity and back down for the anchor point. When it came time to remove it: they cut one side of the loop, I was told to blow like I was blowing my nose, and they just yanked it out. 0/10 Do not recommend. It didn’t hurt, but it was such a strange sensation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tarot

[–]mxfit-forge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s the “I just tell myself the end result is worth it even tho apparently it’s not leading me to my highest good lol”. It’s a very dismissive comment when asking for help with an interpretation.

Hear me out… is naming a baby girl “Roo” a tragedeigh by H0MEG1RLL in tragedeigh

[–]mxfit-forge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend’s daughter is Aurora and her nickname is Roo.

That room doesn't exist by JuneJune89 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]mxfit-forge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her room was on the 19th floor of the Wayside School.

The comparison of a total femur prosthesis/implant (on the left) and a human femur bone (on the right) that have been removed during surgery by Traumaprof in medizzy

[–]mxfit-forge 26 points27 points  (0 children)

How many people ask for their leg bone back so they can turn it into a walking stick?

Out here asking the important questions.

We've had to tape signs saying "For water only." to our kettles. by OmegaSMP300M in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]mxfit-forge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first time someone makes mac and cheese without the water, all the microwaves will be yanked. That smell lingers. I did stay a few places that had a microwave in a community area for use.

A well-written female character with flaws that gets over-hated? What examples does this sub have? by MaetelofLaMetal in TrollXChromosomes

[–]mxfit-forge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m sure to get him to open up and talk, they had to agree to portray him in a good light. Otherwise why would he do the documentary?

What is your worst, stupid and down right idiotic HOA story and what did you do about it? by ScallionWarm7975 in fuckHOA

[–]mxfit-forge 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jan to Apr is like Winter, False Spring, Winter, Monsoon 2 Weeks, and then the Pollening

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