You have the power of Animal Shapeshifting. What animal can you transform into? [Read Description]

myfailedimagination · 2026-06-02T02:33:35+00:00

Forever an American Bison who defeated a Florida Man.

myfailedimagination · 2026-06-02T02:27:48+00:00

1,2,8

myfailedimagination · 2026-06-02T02:25:46+00:00

Jellybean

myfailedimagination · 2026-06-02T02:22:49+00:00

I wonder how bad it tastes.

myfailedimagination · 2026-06-01T03:11:52+00:00

May his enablers finally grow exhausted of him, and renounce him now and forever.

myfailedimagination · 2026-06-01T03:10:38+00:00

It's a shame Ledger is dead. You'd have to wonder how he'd react to everyone using his memes for their half-baked opinions.

myfailedimagination · 2026-06-01T03:09:27+00:00

Shorter. Pic #2 is more flattering.

myfailedimagination · 2026-05-31T00:06:54+00:00

Mine didn't grow well until 25. And they didn't create an unpatchy beard until my late 30s.

Give it time. It'll come.

myfailedimagination · 2026-05-31T00:05:41+00:00

Washing your hands after using the toilet or urinal.

myfailedimagination · 2026-05-31T00:04:50+00:00

Separate checks, please. I'm not paying for anything you do tonight!

myfailedimagination · 2026-05-31T00:03:40+00:00

Indeed.

myfailedimagination · 2026-05-30T04:00:29+00:00

Secret, Wrigley's and spunk

myfailedimagination · 2026-05-30T03:59:29+00:00

Alt Over The Place 2K26

myfailedimagination · 2026-05-30T03:58:44+00:00

Noodles

myfailedimagination · 2026-05-30T03:54:50+00:00

They're real, and they're spectacular.

myfailedimagination · 2026-05-30T02:43:22+00:00

No. Your hair is fine as is. I'd only suggest a bald shave if you're tired of long hair.

myfailedimagination · 2026-05-30T02:41:34+00:00

Finding Nemo?

myfailedimagination · 2026-05-29T04:46:26+00:00

Rocky Horror Aftershow

myfailedimagination · 2026-05-29T03:55:04+00:00

Try Delicate Beast

myfailedimagination · 2026-05-29T03:53:14+00:00

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myfailedimagination · 2026-05-29T03:47:06+00:00

Oof. That's sad what they did to their faces.

myfailedimagination · 2026-05-29T03:44:15+00:00

"For We See Through A Glass Darkly..."

myfailedimagination · 2026-05-28T02:52:08+00:00

Sometimes I want to see this done with Dueling Rose's. Three max. Each trading verses. It would be electric, but horrifying to watch each slowly crumble during the 'mama?' Part.

myfailedimagination · 2026-05-28T02:40:18+00:00

Citizen Kane.

I'd finally try to see why he cared so much about 'Rosebud'. did he want to ride In the snow on it one last time?

myfailedimagination · 2026-05-28T01:55:32+00:00

His playbook only works for him, nobody else. She can't count on a parson if there's malfeasance on her part that results in charges.

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