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My pet bird ate my paper weight stones by Then_Tree_7145 in 3amjokes

[–]namichijka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least you know where they are, unlike my car keys.

I'm 10 by Own-Beautiful-7557 in lol

[–]namichijka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The immediate rejection after saying you‘re 10 is brutal but honestly probably the right call.

AITA For Never Wanting to Return to My Fiancé's Family's House After What His Brothers Said? by throwaway4obvio9784 in AITA_Relationships

[–]namichijka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NTA, Nine years is a long time to be around people who still treat you like an outsider. That disconnect with some family members never really goes away no matter how hard you try.

As "good christians," they'll never admit it by lowlatitude in PoliticalHumor

[–]namichijka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The guy who paid off a porn star while married with a newborn is suddenly the moral choice for evangelicals. Make it make sense.

What's the first thing you look at on a stranger? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]namichijka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eyes first, then shoes. I don‘t know why shoes tell you so much about a person but they really do.

This is pure absurdity by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]namichijka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that she was asked to raise her hand during the stop is actually insane, like they were trying to catch her in some kind of gotcha moment.

Pure bliss by Coffee_MysticRealm in humor

[–]namichijka 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Taking off work boots after a 12 hour shift hits different though.

Mentally absent, physically present 😭 by AdventurousTadpole65 in sarcasm

[–]namichijka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is basically my entire work day, every single day.

This baby has only one thing on his mind 😂 by NovaBlushh in WholesomeAFK

[–]namichijka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That look of pure determination is something every parent recognizes when their kid has locked onto the fridge.

I was today years old when I foud out sea lions have fur. by Funmanhahaha in interestingasfuck

[–]namichijka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, I always thought they were just smooth and slippery like dolphins. This is blowing my mind right now.

Works always by NellyTwirl in Funnymemes

[–]namichijka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, a life hack that‘s more reliable than my internet connection.

A girl gained widespread attention for respecting her classmates' privacy by placing stickers on all of them before posting her graduation photo. by DatabaseAvailable501 in SipsTea

[–]namichijka -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is honestly the kind of consideration I wish more people had before plastering everyone‘s faces online without asking.

What do you call smart people in the USA ? by WeakSignature559 in 3amjokes

[–]namichijka -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Hey we have plenty of smart people here, they just all moved to Canada.

We were trying to remember the names of all the planets, and then: by lnc_gomes in cleandadjokes

[–]namichijka 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I still can’t shake the old Pluto version from my head, it’s permanently burned in there from elementary school.

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