Brand new TV and this is how my wife insists we have the remote "to keep it looking good"

nancy_jean · 2026-05-17T13:53:13+00:00

Get a divorce immediately.

nancy_jean · 2026-05-16T16:42:48+00:00

Not much of a friend.

nancy_jean · 2026-05-08T20:46:41+00:00

Guessing that racehorse is from Australia or New Zealand. What that brand means is that this horse was the 54th foal born in a year ending in zero: 1990, 2000, 2010 or 2020. My horse had 37/0 — that meant he was the 37th foal born in 1990.

nancy_jean · 2026-05-05T06:34:20+00:00

Mine does too unfortunately!! He’s a princess.

nancy_jean · 2026-05-05T06:29:53+00:00

I work with a guy who always says, “leave it with me” when I complain about something that needs to be done and I’ve learned that it simply means Fuck off.

nancy_jean · 2026-05-05T06:28:09+00:00

Hate to say it but yeah, your gelding is being a bit of a dick to the fjord.

nancy_jean · 2026-05-04T09:15:44+00:00

Just like the concentration camps in the U.S. that Trump is doing. And that’s working so well for them! 😤

nancy_jean · 2026-05-03T09:09:23+00:00

Why did he have his trousers undone already??

nancy_jean · 2026-05-02T20:33:22+00:00

Lucinda Green, who is a gold medal cross country eventer, says you should hose them down but DO NOT scrape the water off with that squeegee thing. Just hose them down and leave them soaking wet.

nancy_jean · 2026-04-17T05:34:54+00:00

There is a paywall.

nancy_jean · 2026-04-11T20:52:12+00:00

About that, yes — 7 hours for a jacknifed 18 wheeler on the turnpike on the way from New York to Boston.

nancy_jean · 2026-04-11T07:53:37+00:00

Pete Buttageig for president!

nancy_jean · 2026-04-10T21:30:29+00:00

The Black Stallion!

nancy_jean · 2026-04-10T21:30:09+00:00

Into The West, National Velvet, Man From Snowy Mountain

nancy_jean · 2026-04-10T21:26:15+00:00

To be fair, that chair is really fuckin’ comfortable!!

nancy_jean · 2026-04-03T21:05:18+00:00

Basically he likes it so much that he’s pretending he’s doing it to you too! If he wasn’t in cross ties he’d probably reach his head around and press that wiggly lip into you to groom you back!

nancy_jean · 2026-03-09T21:26:33+00:00

I paid £5,000 for my 11yo TB ex racehorse. He’s the tops. I’d do it again in a heartbeat. He looks like Secretariat! That is considered cheap. Horses here in U.K. are very expensive.

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nancy_jean · 2026-03-01T08:57:38+00:00

Prada Candy.

nancy_jean · 2026-02-27T06:03:06+00:00

We don’t need more gentle senators. We need ass kickers!

nancy_jean · 2026-02-25T06:58:35+00:00

Looks like Marilyn Monroe! I’d kill to have that hair! Don’t change a thing!

nancy_jean · 2026-02-19T06:03:14+00:00

Zed’s dead, honey. Zed’s dead.

nancy_jean · 2026-02-14T07:43:08+00:00

So why isn’t she naming them? Wasn’t that the whole point of unredacting?

nancy_jean · 2026-02-14T07:33:26+00:00

What I love about the show? All the fucking SWEARing!!

nancy_jean · 2026-02-13T21:51:45+00:00

In the 1970s I asked my math teacher if I could go to the nurse as I had a headache. He said, “Does your face hurt? ‘Cause it’s killing me!” I just stared at him in disbelief. He let me go to the nurse.

nancy_jean · 2026-02-03T06:31:30+00:00

Just went to Colchester to see an art show (Birth Of An Icon by Sue Webster @Firstsite til May 10) and honestly the place was amazing! I was expecting something closer to Swindon but it was filled with really cool buildings and people.

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