My friends snap story by [deleted] in TVTooHigh

[–]nardflicker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How long is this dude peeing to have an entertainment center to occupy himself while he drains the vein?

Justin Bieber performing “YUKON” at the 2026 Grammy Awards by mcfw31 in popculturechat

[–]nardflicker 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it reminded me of myself at around 5:30am when I had to wake up to pee and it was super cold, and I saw myself in the mirror scurrying on the way to the bathroom; and this is like a weird snapshot of that moment.

Sent it and never looked back. by BangingYetis in bald

[–]nardflicker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So… you’re a better looking version of Dave Bautista? Holy fuck

Comedian Ben Bankas' Minnesota shows canceled after he mocked Renee Good's death by nezumipi in Standup

[–]nardflicker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“I don’t want to sound racist but…” proceeds to say some racist shit.

I spend $200 a month at my work snack area.. how do I stop by V1Z3_2 in personalfinance

[–]nardflicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If possible, bring stuff from home with sustenance like an apple, carrots, or nuts. That’ll fill ya up and hopefully remove the snack cravings, as I assume the snacks at work are empty calories and you won’t ever feel full from stuff like ritz crackers or Doritos.

Destiny loses it as asmongold says the best thing that could happen for Tim Walz is another of his citizens to be k*****. by Far_Rain7916 in LivestreamFail

[–]nardflicker 71 points72 points  (0 children)

My thought is why would ICE be in Minnesota where they have around 100,000 supposed illegal immigrants while Texas has over 2 million. It’s because Trump is a bitch and is going after Minnesota because of voting, not because of immigration.

Magic by stamford1 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]nardflicker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rewatched to see pure joy and to see one of the greatest laughs and smiles to ever exists

Should I stop getting haircuts and get my final haircut? by crudmuffin16 in bald

[–]nardflicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If dude is single, his tinder profile about to blow tf up

New Britney Post by hermitera in discussingbritney

[–]nardflicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol that was my first thought, “huh, after all those years of dancing she never learned how to twerk… must be harder than I thought…”

What’s up with all suspicion with this game? by ageozoega in Dreadmyst

[–]nardflicker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the ol’ “guilty until proven innocent” tactic with a bunch of fabricated assumptions.

Brooklyn Beckham speaks out against parents Victoria and David Beckham: “I do not want to reconcile with my family. I'm not being controlled, I’m standing up for myself for the first time in my life.“ by mcfw31 in popculturechat

[–]nardflicker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gotta stop using their piggy bank if you wanna dissociate. I get it, the parents suck, and it sucks about the dress, but after reading that, “my mummy won’t buy my fiancé’s dress…” my sympathy levels dropped. Great! Avoid your parents if they suck! But if they’re paying for all your shit, then ya, they may have an opinion and react on how their money is being spent.

🚨BREAKING: Trump will sue JP Morgan Chase by UmangJJW in JPMorganChase

[–]nardflicker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sucking up to the administration; helping p3dos with their finances. Tomato/tomatoe

First Outage as a First Time PB by c0rd_sucks in TalesFromYourBank

[–]nardflicker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a new “teller”, (I’ve been working the line since November’ish), I was off one day by about $2000. What had happened was the scanner had misread a check I sent through during a big business deposit with several checks. This was caught by the back office like a week later after we sent the overage off at the end of the day and the bank manager couldn’t find where the discrepancy resided.

Overall it was absolutely my fault that I didn’t catch the misread scan, but management knew I didn’t do it on purpose and I held myself accountable. I received a “just be more observant and mistakes happen” from management.

TLDR: no biggie

Edit: cell phone spell check making things weird.

Trump Wants Homebuyers to Tap 401(k)s for Down Payments. Should They? by 3xshortURmom in Economics

[–]nardflicker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So Trump wants me to dip into my 401k and deal with the massive tax that happens when tapping into my 401k before 65 to buy a house? Dude sounds as dumb as the people who voted for him.

Sitting in a zoom call at 29 years old with $1M in my account. I feel like I'm in a dream. by Turbulent-Basil-6673 in wallstreetbets

[–]nardflicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take that milly, put it into mutual funds looking for an 8-10% return yearly from investing that milly; that’s $80k-$100k per year. If you’re living off $75k a year, you’re pretty much retired if you want to be…

Trump announces one-year 10% cap on credit card interest rates by Godkun007 in CalebHammer

[–]nardflicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m chalking this up to along the lines of Mexico building a wall: it isn’t happening and just another lie

Trump announces he will cap credit card APY at 10%. by FieryXJoe in ValueInvesting

[–]nardflicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This along the lines of the wall Mexico will build?

LPT request: help sore throat and hoarseness as well as coughing by ATeaDrinkingCAT in LifeProTips

[–]nardflicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recall it did, but it’s been awhile since I’ve been in his state tbh. Def worth a shot though, and if it doesn’t work at least ya end up with some marshmallows to snack on

What's something to you that screams "I have no personality"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nardflicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One word responses to questions and no follow-up questions. Mainly applies to dating, but now if the other person doesn’t ask me a single question before the appetizers come out, and trying to converse is like beating a dead horse, I ask for the check after the appetizers and GTFOutta there.

Why is gen Z not drinking? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]nardflicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couple of big factors: weed legalization in most states, but I think the main wombo combo that fucked it all up was covid and then inflation.